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Topic: Fridge not working?...
Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Tue 07/23/13 12:25 PM
Fridge not working?... I'm Confused! When I came home from golfing today... The wife left a note on the fridge: "It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my Mother." I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold... What the heck is she talking about?

poootky1 Joined Tue 07/23/13 Posts: 1	Tue 07/23/13 02:00 PM
Why dont you ask her instead of gripping about here.. Maybe the light bulb just needed tighten. Maybe the plug came loose. You will never know if you dont ask and mother will not know for sure. Good Luck..

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Tue 07/23/13 03:51 PM
Okay, this cracked me up.

esedize Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 97	Tue 07/23/13 04:17 PM
maybe she means ur marriage is not working

tripy333 Joined Sun 07/21/13 Posts: 4	Tue 07/23/13 04:57 PM
enjoy the beer dude ........ sounds like its about to hit the fan!!

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Tue 07/23/13 10:02 PM
Fridge not working?... I'm Confused! When I came home from golfing today... The wife left a note on the fridge: "It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my Mother." I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold... What the heck is she talking about? If the beer is cold and light is on,no worries-just stock up on more beer!!

mowildflower Joined Tue 07/27/10 Posts: 892	Wed 07/24/13 03:37 AM
Come on guys... It's a joke. The wife left him a note to tell him she was leaving, the marriage wasn't working. Just like a man he didn't understand what the woman was saying. Life is good as long as he has a cold beer!!

Kaleijoscope Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 3319	Wed 07/24/13 04:48 AM
Come on guys... It's a joke. The wife left him a note to tell him she was leaving, the marriage wasn't working. Just like a man he didn't understand what the woman was saying. Life is good as long as he has a cold beer!! NOW, THIS IS WHAT CRACKED ME UP!!! (just messin' with yah..)

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Wed 07/24/13 05:09 AM


Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Wed 07/24/13 05:12 AM
Well I'm glad some of you realized it was in the jokes sections! TeeHee!!! I thought it was funny! Well at least he's got cold beer!! haha!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Wed 07/24/13 05:20 AM
well,I hope it was RUNNING,though,and him fast enough to catch it!

Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Wed 07/24/13 07:23 PM
absolutely - with a beer in each hand!!! TeeHee!!!

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Wed 07/24/13 08:31 PM
Why dont you ask her instead of gripping about here.. Maybe the light bulb just needed tighten. Maybe the plug came loose. You will never know if you dont ask and mother will not know for sure. Good Luck.. Are you serious?

Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Thu 07/25/13 02:58 PM
Why dont you ask her instead of gripping about here.. Maybe the light bulb just needed tighten. Maybe the plug came loose. You will never know if you dont ask and mother will not know for sure. Good Luck.. Are you serious? That was funnier than the joke!!!

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Thu 07/25/13 03:07 PM
Why dont you ask her instead of gripping about here.. Maybe the light bulb just needed tighten. Maybe the plug came loose. You will never know if you dont ask and mother will not know for sure. Good Luck.. Are you serious? That was funnier than the joke!!!

incagrass Joined Fri 07/19/13 Posts: 221	Thu 07/25/13 04:03 PM
I'd make a comment if I could breath.

Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Wed 08/14/13 11:05 AM
I'd make a comment if I could breath. I'm still laughing - not at my joke! You guys are funny!!!!!

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Wed 08/14/13 11:13 AM
Why dont you ask her instead of gripping about here.. Maybe the light bulb just needed tighten. Maybe the plug came loose. You will never know if you dont ask and mother will not know for sure. Good Luck..

krishk20 Joined Thu 06/16/11 Posts: 1866	Sun 08/18/13 10:31 PM
the comments are more funnier than the joke. Lol! Zee u r funny.

GLG2009 Joined Wed 01/07/09 Posts: 7238	Sun 08/18/13 11:18 PM
Fridge not working?... I'm Confused! When I came home from golfing today... The wife left a note on the fridge: "It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my Mother." I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold... What the heck is she talking about? OMG, Ouizee. You met my ex-husband!!!!