Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and then I can go to work. You should try that."

2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you have a very nice house."

Too Much!!

Oh my...

Too funny

Dubba

& what a pic u have there, U.K..

Tom....

Where do you come up with this stuff...

LOL Funny

Hmmmm...sounds like my kind of man: horny and dumb...so..a..where does this guy live?