Frank was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was furious. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds - AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Frank got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box, gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Frank has been missing since Friday.

Hi Auburn how have you been, haven't seen you around for a while.

very nice title lmao

(((( Auburn )))) nice to see you

very good...

wow he is good , now he better know where to hide well.

Thats pretty funny

WOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry I haven't gotten back to you but I will soonly. Sorry I missed your chat reunion. I'll call soon.


Connie