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Topic: how do i meet a cougar
somwguy5678 Joined Thu 04/04/13 Posts: 1	Wed 05/01/13 09:50 PM
ive always had a huge thing for older women. ive wated to be with oe for a while now. how do i pick up a cougar.? where do i go ?

techknowlove Joined Mon 11/07/11 Posts: 6771	Wed 05/01/13 09:56 PM
I wouldn't suggest picking one up. Can't you settle for a house cat or something?

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Wed 05/01/13 10:25 PM
You will find them in the Americas ... Anywhere from the Canadian Yukon to the South American Andes. They live in both mountainous regions and deserts. While they prefer areas with dense underbrush and rocky areas for hunting, they can also live in open areas. They are territorial and tend to be quite reclusive.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 05/02/13 08:59 AM
You will find them in the Americas ... Anywhere from the Canadian Yukon to the South American Andes. They live in both mountainous regions and deserts. While they prefer areas with dense underbrush and rocky areas for hunting, they can also live in open areas. They are territorial and tend to be quite reclusive. Yeah.....they have been moving in on suburban areas in recent years. Seems they have developed a taste for young meat.

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Thu 05/02/13 09:43 AM Edited by ArtGurl on Thu 05/02/13 09:44 AM
You will find them in the Americas ... Anywhere from the Canadian Yukon to the South American Andes. They live in both mountainous regions and deserts. While they prefer areas with dense underbrush and rocky areas for hunting, they can also live in open areas. They are territorial and tend to be quite reclusive. Yeah.....they have been moving in on suburban areas in recent years. Seems they have developed a taste for young meat.

Thistle_down Joined Wed 12/05/12 Posts: 2	Thu 05/02/13 10:03 AM
Hilarious!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 05/02/13 10:05 AM
ive always had a huge thing for older women. ive wated to be with oe for a while now. how do i pick up a cougar.? where do i go ? Rocky Mountains?

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Thu 05/02/13 10:12 AM Edited by jacktrades on Thu 05/02/13 10:12 AM
Cougars are older and wiser they don't get picked up, They do the picking.

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Thu 05/02/13 10:34 AM
Cougars are older and wiser they don't get picked up, They do the picking. Yes, they stalk their prey and are quite skilful hunters.

HeadnHeart Joined Wed 06/02/10 Posts: 1270	Thu 05/02/13 11:18 AM Edited by HeadnHeart on Thu 05/02/13 11:19 AM
wear a raw pork chop as a belt buckle?

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 05/02/13 11:51 AM
ive always had a huge thing for older women. ive wated to be with oe for a while now. how do i pick up a cougar.? where do i go ? Now for a serious answer...Since you are 20, check out and post to the "30 and 40 something" age group...Post at least three picture of yourself in your profile....Have deep pockets, cougars like nice things...Speaking of nice things, start working out...You'll need a nice car and a tastefully decorated home of your own, mom and dads basement apartment will not do...Welcome to Mingle, luck, love, and happiness!...

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 05/02/13 11:57 AM
... and you better know your stuff! Cougs like to have lots of orgasms.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 05/02/13 12:00 PM
... and you better know your stuff! Cougs like to have lots of orgasms. Thank you Joe!...I meant to include that!

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Thu 05/02/13 12:10 PM Edited by KiK2me on Thu 05/02/13 12:13 PM
how do i meet a cougar

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45395	Thu 05/02/13 12:24 PM
wear a raw pork chop as a belt buckle? hahahahaha

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Thu 05/02/13 12:58 PM Edited by CremeBrulee on Thu 05/02/13 01:01 PM
Whaaaaaaat??? You dont know?? Try the Masai Mara,Tsavo,Transvaal,Kidepo and also along the Tanganyika river! Also, Make sure you dress the part! Yep,safari boots!!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45395	Thu 05/02/13 01:10 PM
how do i meet a cougar Take off running. Usually works.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/02/13 02:27 PM
They hold a territory of about 10 by 10 miles thats 100 hundred square miles and can be extremely Elusive, and WILL prounce out of nowhere. These mature cats or well adversed at the cat and mouse game and every other game known to Mankind. To approach one of these mature cat in their post litter day can be extremely exhilarating and may not Be for the faint of heart. I even had a few TRY to jump on my back was able to spin this hungry randy cat around and layed Feline on the other one, fur to fur and was able to make a narrow escape. ( CAUTION ) please dont try this at home. These often "gender bender" frisky cat are nature meat eaters but very often go into gardens for carrots, cucumbers, and rare occasions even zucchinis. Encounters can last for extremely long periods of time and will leave the most seasoned hunter Thrally exasperated Some time's no matter what you CAN NOT put their fire OUT I once said to one "I JUST CAN'T PUT YOUR FIRE OUT" and this beautiful creature that was laid, blew me and purrrrd .......Why would you even want to!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Thu 05/02/13 08:08 PM
ive always had a huge thing for older women. ive wated to be with oe for a while now. how do i pick up a cougar.? where do i go ? the local watering hole and proceed with caution.... of course some of us don;t like all that cougar shyte

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Fri 05/03/13 04:59 AM
ive always had a huge thing for older women. ive wated to be with oe for a while now. how do i pick up a cougar.? where do i go ? Does that mean a small thing for younger women? Oh bad Artgurl...bad... I will take myself to timeout...haven't slept in 42 hours. It makes me way too sassy!