ha ha. touche. touche.

put the list in yer profile

just a thought but

hey what do i know

Uhh..yeah. What she said.

who is she

and where she at


and is she single

adju

Sorry! See...pic and/or handle should reflect gender too.

Note that, soldier!

bay as long as you been here i would have thought you would have known


specially after the gg bridge discussion

Put an 8ball benind ur ass and u will be flaming...LOL

Hey! I wasn't told there would be a test later!

tell me if it is too far fetched.

1. must be able to read and write
2. must not have anger issues or blame me for things that happened to them when they were a child.
3. must be open minded
4. must be interested in music and dogs
5. must not like boy bands or stay upto date with celebrities
6. must be somewhat attractive and aggresive during snuggle time

not to mention you check my profile not very long ago







its ok tho i am used to it with robin for a name i get mistaken a lot when not in person


but i get to send back bills addressed to ms, miss, or mrs tho

soldier!

Are you sure those are in the correct order??

the open minded part will get you some flack

no specific order. It is a work in progress

I think you just need to keep posting here and talking with people. If you see someone on here that sounds interesting to you, make the first move. Send a e-mail. Just say hi. Maybe something will click. Who know. The only thing is just give it time. I am 45 and I've been on here a couple of months, but at first I didn't talk to hardly anybody. Then all of a sudden: BAM, all kinds of friends now. Just give it time baby. Everything will fall into place. All in good time. I wish you the best.

here is ya some clewwzzzz

compliments of sweetiepiesupreme and the joke section


DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
> >
> > 40-ish - 49
> > Adventurous - Slept with everyone
> > Athletic - No tits
> > Average looking - Ugly
> > Beautiful - Pathological liar
> > Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
> > Emotionally secure - On medication
> > Feminist - Fat
> > Free spirit - Junkie
> > Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
> > Fun - Annoying
> > New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
> > Open-minded - Desperate
> > Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
> > Passionate - Sloppy drunk
> > Professional - *****
> > Voluptuous - Very Fat
> > Large frame - Hugely Fat
> > Wants Soul mate - Stalker
> >
> >
> >
> > WOMEN'S ENGLISH
> >
> > 1. Yes = No
> > 2. No = Yes
> > 3. Maybe = No
> > 4. We need = I want
> > 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> > 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
> > 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
> > 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
> > 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
> > 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever
> > think
> > about?
> >
> > MEN'S ENGLISH
> >
> > 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> > 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> > 3. I am tired = I am tired
> > 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> > 5. I love you = let's have sex now
> > 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> > 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex
> > with
> > you
> > 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex
> > with
> > you
> > 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

awww. priceless. thanks gals.

Hi Hug! Sorry this is so late. Just got off work but, dont give up keep looking, make friends first and when it is right, you will know it. good luck!!!!!!