jesus, moses, and an old man were playing golf. jesus tees off and hits the ball on the water. so he walks on the water and hits it in for a birdie. moses tees off and hits the ball in the water also. he parts the water and then hits it in for a birdie. so then the old man tees off and before it hits the water a big fish jupmped out and caught the ball in its mouth. then an eagle swooped down and picked up the fish and flew up in the air. then lightning strikes next to the eagle and the eagle drops the fish and the fish drops the ball and it rolls in for a hole in one.

jesus looks at the old man and says, "dad if you are going to play like that then we wont bring you next time."

lol

funny!

I love it!