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Topic: how smart are obama voters?
Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Fri 03/15/13 11:17 AM
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat. He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it." ... The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat. As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him. He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him. He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown. The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story". The guys says, "No, I was wondering if you have any bronze liberals?

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Fri 03/15/13 11:17 AM
this Jimmy Kimmel clip says it all... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3gXOV_XWJck#! It says it all allright......about Californians? a lib is a lib... i don't really see what it maters where they are... I have to say, I know a lot of liberals and a lot of conservatives and conservatives are by far the most ignorant people I have ever met. I watched another Jimmy Kimmel clip about the Pope....they were even asking people what they thought about the new Pope being Jewish. And this was before the new Pope was even selected. So does this mean that all Christians are stupid? I guess it does by your way of thinking. yep... if they think the pope is Jewish, then what do you really want me to say here? stupid is as stupid does....

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Fri 03/15/13 11:18 AM
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat. He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it." ... The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat. As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him. He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him. He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown. The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story". The guys says, "No, I was wondering if you have any bronze liberals? might need two or three bronze liberals, just to make sure we get them all..

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Fri 03/15/13 11:20 AM
what gets me about this, the die hard liberals start saying how it's just a comedy act or whatever, and this goes for both sides, but nobody is worried that these stpuid people are voting...

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Fri 03/15/13 12:01 PM
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat. He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it." ... The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat. As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him. He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him. He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown. The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story". The guys says, "No, I was wondering if you have any bronze liberals? might need two or three bronze liberals, just to make sure we get them all..

Toodygirl5 Joined Fri 10/26/12 Posts: 15135	Sat 03/16/13 12:24 PM
this Jimmy Kimmel clip says it all... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3gXOV_XWJck#! Just another Comedian!lol Obama won get over it. i can see that you didn't watch the video... it wasn't kimmel that was funny, it was the idiots that voted for obama... that speaks for itself.... Obama still is your President!

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sat 03/16/13 01:03 PM
this Jimmy Kimmel clip says it all... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3gXOV_XWJck#! Just another Comedian!lol Obama won get over it. i can see that you didn't watch the video... it wasn't kimmel that was funny, it was the idiots that voted for obama... that speaks for itself.... Obama still is your President! yes, and those were some of the people that voted for him... that speaks for itself...

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Sat 03/16/13 06:54 PM Edited by 1956deluxe on Sat 03/16/13 06:56 PM
this Jimmy Kimmel clip says it all... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3gXOV_XWJck#! Just another Comedian!lol Obama won get over it. i can see that you didn't watch the video... it wasn't kimmel that was funny, it was the idiots that voted for obama... that speaks for itself.... Obama still is your President! yes, and those were some of the people that voted for him... that speaks for itself... Does Sarah Palin speak for you? Does she speak for all conservatives? Now she is funny!!! She thinks Sadam Hussein was the master mind behind 9-11!! And she was a headline speaker at CPAC!!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 03/16/13 07:49 PM
this Jimmy Kimmel clip says it all... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3gXOV_XWJck#! It says it all allright......about Californians? a lib is a lib... i don't really see what it maters where they are... I have to say, I know a lot of liberals and a lot of conservatives and conservatives are by far the most ignorant people I have ever met. I watched another Jimmy Kimmel clip about the Pope....they were even asking people what they thought about the new Pope being Jewish. And this was before the new Pope was even selected. So does this mean that all Christians are stupid? I guess it does by your way of thinking. it does if they think the pope is jewish...BTW I also love the rational understanding of the voting process portrayed in here. If that duck is living in the US he/she needs to move to another country ....perhaps one he'd be happy in that doesn't have a vote...like Syria...bye duck- love it or leave

parttime_vikingfan Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 894	Sat 03/16/13 09:03 PM
In a 4th grade class in a small Texas town, the teacher one day asked "If you were old enough to vote how many of you would vote for a republican?" Everyone raised their hand except one little boy way in the back of the class. "Johny? You would vote for a democrat?" Yes ma'am Johny said, my mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so I am a democrat. The teacher thought for a moment and said "If your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron would that make you a moron too?" "Nooooo said Johny, that would make me a republican.

JustDukkyMkII Joined Fri 11/12/10 Posts: 1462	Sun 03/17/13 08:08 PM
What difference does it make how smart ANY of the voters are?...You know damn well that any pull on the lever of a Diebold slot machine is gonna come up "Obama." In the old days they called it vote fraud...Today they call it privatization of the electoral process. I heard a rumour that The Christians, Jews and Muslims have all finally reached an agreement on what to call the USA..."The Obama nation of desolation"...because everybody who can afford to is leaving the country.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sun 03/17/13 09:02 PM
In a 4th grade class in a small Texas town, the teacher one day asked "If you were old enough to vote how many of you would vote for a republican?" Everyone raised their hand except one little boy way in the back of the class. "Johny? You would vote for a democrat?" Yes ma'am Johny said, my mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so I am a democrat. The teacher thought for a moment and said "If your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron would that make you a moron too?" "Nooooo said Johny, that would make me a republican.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sun 03/17/13 09:03 PM
What difference does it make how smart ANY of the voters are?...You know damn well that any pull on the lever of a Diebold slot machine is gonna come up "Obama." In the old days they called it vote fraud...Today they call it privatization of the electoral process. I heard a rumour that The Christians, Jews and Muslims have all finally reached an agreement on what to call the USA..."The Obama nation of desolation"...because everybody who can afford to is leaving the country. gotta admit this post of your may uniquely make some sense duckster

Bestinshow Joined Mon 06/01/09 Posts: 5540	Mon 03/18/13 01:16 AM
What difference does it make how smart ANY of the voters are?...You know damn well that any pull on the lever of a Diebold slot machine is gonna come up "Obama." In the old days they called it vote fraud...Today they call it privatization of the electoral process. I heard a rumour that The Christians, Jews and Muslims have all finally reached an agreement on what to call the USA..."The Obama nation of desolation"...because everybody who can afford to is leaving the country. gotta admit this post of your may uniquely make some sense duckster Not even close to reality based thinking. COLUMBUS - The head of a company vying to sell voting machines in Ohio told Republicans in a recent fund-raising letter that he is "committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year." The Aug. 14 letter from Walden O'Dell, chief executive of Diebold Inc. - who has become active in the re-election effort of President Bush - prompted Democrats this week to question the propriety of allowing O'Dell's company to calculate votes in the 2004 presidential election. O'Dell attended a strategy pow-wow with wealthy Bush benefactors - known as Rangers and Pioneers - at the president's Crawford, Texas, ranch earlier this month. The next week, he penned invitations to a $1,000-a-plate fund-raiser to benefit the Ohio Republican Party's federal campaign fund - partially benefiting Bush - at his mansion in the Columbus suburb of Upper Arlington. http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0828-08.htm

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Mon 03/18/13 02:01 AM
Kool-Aid-Drinkers!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Mon 03/18/13 02:05 AM Edited by Conrad_73 on Mon 03/18/13 02:35 AM
What difference does it make how smart ANY of the voters are?...You know damn well that any pull on the lever of a Diebold slot machine is gonna come up "Obama." In the old days they called it vote fraud...Today they call it privatization of the electoral process. I heard a rumour that The Christians, Jews and Muslims have all finally reached an agreement on what to call the USA..."The Obama nation of desolation"...because everybody who can afford to is leaving the country. gotta admit this post of your may uniquely make some sense duckster Not even close to reality based thinking. COLUMBUS - The head of a company vying to sell voting machines in Ohio told Republicans in a recent fund-raising letter that he is "committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year." The Aug. 14 letter from Walden O'Dell, chief executive of Diebold Inc. - who has become active in the re-election effort of President Bush - prompted Democrats this week to question the propriety of allowing O'Dell's company to calculate votes in the 2004 presidential election. O'Dell attended a strategy pow-wow with wealthy Bush benefactors - known as Rangers and Pioneers - at the president's Crawford, Texas, ranch earlier this month. The next week, he penned invitations to a $1,000-a-plate fund-raiser to benefit the Ohio Republican Party's federal campaign fund - partially benefiting Bush - at his mansion in the Columbus suburb of Upper Arlington. http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0828-08.htm that's why all those Democrats are getting locked up for Voting Early and often,especially in Districts where 120% of the Voters voted for Obama! So,if you're right,how come Obama,and not the republicans won! Ballotbox-Stuffing is a favorite Democrat Past-time! BTW,how come MSM called Florida for Gore,when Voting was still going on in the Panhandle?

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Mon 03/18/13 02:05 AM
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat. He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it." ... The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat. As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him. He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him. He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown. The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story". The guys says, "No, I was wondering if you have any bronze liberals?

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Mon 03/18/13 06:24 PM
Here is one thing we can thank liberals for.

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Mon 03/18/13 07:57 PM
what gets me about this, the die hard liberals start saying how it's just a comedy act or whatever, and this goes for both sides, but nobody is worried that these stpuid people are voting... stupid people have the right to vote too,, what does that have to do with a comedy sketch?

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Mon 03/18/13 07:59 PM Edited by msharmony on Mon 03/18/13 08:00 PM
Here is one thing we can thank liberals for. does that have any basis in actual fact? you do know one of the 'perks' offered to new enlisteesis tuition asssistance?