If you don't smoke, don't even bother talking to me relationship-wise. I need to be with a heavy smoker who can bum me cigarettes. If Kermit thought it wasn't easy being green, he should have tried being a duck...It's a piece o' cake and lotsa fun to boot. I suppose I'm best described as poor but honest, cheap, sarcastic, creative, fun, etc., etc. ...If you're looking for a guy with money, you might as well move along...nothing to see here. On the other hand, if you have plenty of money, you may have just come across a very likeable economic parasite. Unlike banks & governments, I'm honest about it. I selected "relationship" as what I'm interested in because "laughs" wasn't listed, so if you want to know the sort of relationship I want, let's just say a good sense of humour wouldn't hurt; in fact, it's a paramount requirement; Enjoyment of one another's company wouldn't hurt either. My motto: "UNITE!...If we can't stand together, we will fall apart."