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| Topic: Red Alert! .... phrases you never want to hear.. | |
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"Oops" (during surgery) You definately don't want to hear that!  Or as I was being wheeled into the operating room for my vitrectomy and retinal reattachment surgery back in July, catch a glimpse of the surgeon in the hall reading a book titled, "Vitrectomy For Dummies". That would not instill confidence in you for sure! The fact that he was dressed like a pirate didn't help matters either. |
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"Oops" (during surgery) You definately don't want to hear that! Or as I was being wheeled into the operating room for my vitrectomy and retinal reattachment surgery back in July, catch a glimpse of the surgeon in the hall reading a book titled, "Vitrectomy For Dummies". That would not instill confidence in you for sure! The fact that he was dressed like a pirate didn't help matters either. Ok, now that is just too silly topher! |
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surgeon to nurse get me two asprin this hangovers a killer
hunny does this dress make me look fat oh hunny you really know how to use your woohoo .i was never very good when i had one. bleep ..bleep.. bleep.. bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cops at door ,excuse me sir were here to investigate a naked person seen climbing out your second floor window |
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"baby, it's not you, it's me..."
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As you are recovering after surgery, the surgeon who performed the operation bounding into the recovery room and asking,
"Has anyone seen my golf clubs?"  
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Is this yours?
 You spent what??  The rabbit died  OMG, triplets!  Zip up  I found this in my soup! 
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Pilot on intercom "Attention, passengers. Put your head between your knees and kiss your a__ goodbye."
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right after they anounce da name o da pilot and da passenger sitin nxt to u screams
OH NO NOT HIM!!!! |
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"There's no easy way to say this...."
"This hurts me more than it hurts you." (A favorite of my father's when I was a wee little laddie and he'd place me over his knee) |
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Edited by
uk1971
on
Fri 03/15/13 08:26 AM
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Wouldn't like to hear the words....
You are just a sperm donor.  Do you WANT to be a sperm donor? Nothing against practising though.   
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Step out of the car please.
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I got a fortune cookie one time and the fortune said "You lose" |
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Don't buy any green bananas.
Any last words? (while out riding with a Red Neck) Hold my beer and watch this! |
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What would you like to have for your last meal?
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