Melmacian Dating Rule #1: Never take your date to a place where the statute of limitations hasn't run out.

We're talking about dating rules for humans on this planet.

The OP doesn't specify which planet or species.
Besides, aren't you asking for the dating rules that each person follows? Certainly you're not xenophobic.

Well, ok. If you want to pretend to be something from another planet, have at it.

Well, if men are from Mars, and women are from Venus . . .

Melmacian Dating Rule #2: Before going out, make sure that your date isn’t wired.

So, this isn't dodo david speaking? This is alf speaking? I wonder what dodo david's rules are?

That's why the cops showed up during my date.

MetalShadow6, are you a Melmacian in disguise, too?

You want me to follow human dating rules?
Melmacian dating rules are much more interesting.

Is this dodo david or alf now? Hard to keep track!

Melmacian Dating Rule #3: If a bounty is being offered for your date, then try to collect it.

Melmacian Dating Rule #4: If a bounty is being offered for you, then make sure that your date is not also a Melmacian. Otherwise, your date might try to collect the bounty.

Melmacian Dating Rule #5: If a bounty is being offered for both you and your date, then make sure that you can run faster than your date.

Coming up next . . . Dating Rules for Melmacians on Planet Earth

Had to google what a Melmacian is. I'm a robot built by Dr Wily.

After the first date, if I'm telling myself he'll grow on me, I need to end it. Because if the physical attraction isn't there it isn't coming.

If I'm thinking about what a great friend he will be, I need to end it. I've learned the hard way that he doesn't want to be a friend

I guess I have a "safety first" rule....where we meet in a neutral public location....and basic common sense / follow my instincts from there

and the only other one covers a lot of territory - that would be manners - basic manners - this covers phone calls, etc...if someone doesn't call if they have said they will, that is inconsiderate and not good manners. it probably will not work

I might call him tho - and see what he has to say....especially if the point is that I just really feel like hearing his voice

Yeah; I would insist on meeting at a public place due to safety issues and if a meal was included; I would insist on paying my part of the bill. I also would not have sex on the first date.

Dating Rules for Melmacians on Planet Earth

#1: Avoid dating a co-worker. The best way to do that is to avoid being a worker.

#2: If you discover that your date has more body hair than you do, then take a photo of your date. People will pay for evidence of a yeti’s existence.

#3: If you tell your date about astronomy, then be careful with your words. If you start by saying, “I’m fond of Uranus”, then that may be the end of your date.

A work of art you are my dear!

Don't have any rules,just do my own things my own way...