that cop was thinkin bout feedin the gators

Yeah no shit KB
But he knew he would need a bag of lunch to get me in the woods b/c it
was going to be a long day. Only way for him was to shoot me. He wasnt
bigger but he did have a gun. Lolol

guns ain't no joke but if it was life or death and someone pulls a gun
and you are within 3 ft of them when the reach for it(before they have
it out), why do people run from them? lol

i wasnt pulled over but i was thrown in the back of a police car the eve
of my sons 5th bday,what happened was it was about 11 oclock at night i
had finally gotten my son to sleep i had asked my brother and his wife
to keep an ear out for my son while i went out to get his cake and stuff
for the next days party i had been home with my son all night till that
point i left the house went to go put my keys in the car door when an
officer pulled over jumped out and arrested me for a hit an run that
happened 20 minutes before hand i told the officer my alibi
and he said i was drunk and i was going to jail for a hit and run and i
told him look ive been home with my son all night long my car hasnt
moved in at least five hours and he kept calling me a lying drunk
asshole i told him hed be appoligizing for it i know hes got a job to do
an all but he was deffinatly barking up the wrong tree.well another
officer ended up picking up the real suspect didnt even look close to me
guy was half my hieght with short hair how you get the two confused well
to make a long story short he ended droping me back off at my car
appologizing to me and thank god my bro came out and grabbed my keys off
my roof so i was still able to go out to the 24 hour grocery and get my
sons bday cake and food.
i never did anything else about it i was happy with the appology
.

is there anyone else with a good story

yep. cops
suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got arrested at work one day about 20 years ago..some stupid fuck of
Windsor cop walked right up to me, told me I was under arrest for
domestic assault...here's where it get's amusing, the guy he was looking
for had almost the same name as I did..only 1 letter difference,
ok..easy mistake..#2 the guy he was looking for was in his 40's and I
was barely 20 at the time. #3.. I wasn't even fkin married yet lmaoo..he
didn't seem to care about those facts tho and slapped the cuffs on me
right there...needless to say by this point I'm not being very
co-operative and started questioning his family lineage and what his
mother did for a living...I figured he was such an asshole I was hoping
he'd club me one so I could not only charge him with false arrest but
for assault as well. We get to the precinct and the desk Sgt sees right
away that pig boy had the wrong man. It turned out even worse for him
cuz my father was a good friend of the Chief of Police at the time. I
wote letters to his captain AND the Chief demanding that said officer
come to my work and apologize after humiliating me in front of my
co-workers and explain to THEM that he made a mistake, which he had to
do..That was much more satisfying than suing his sorry ass lmao.

that would be prety satisfiying