I need some humour right now .........

and who better to ask this question then me ...lol......

soooooooo , tell me ALLLLLLLLLLL about it !! it seems like not much off line dating actually goes on .... so tell me , (and I know theres LOTS goin on !!)
and for some reason .... for me ,,,, this has just been a bizarre experience with pretty much nil for actual dates.....and a LOT of emotions besides the emotion I was trying to ignite here.....lets here your funny stories ...k???

online dating haha aint much of date but met a female once and found out we was going on the show jerry springer ole how much fun it was NOT

haha omg did you get the jerry beads???? Were you her baby daddy??? or did you sleep with your grandmothers sister who you then found out was really your uncle's sister????

On another site with IM and cam support

I was sending an email to a friend when the IM window openned from someone I had never seen ... his cam turned on... without even a hello ... a 30ish year old young bodybuilder type stood up, turned around, dropped his pants and started smacking his azz. Then turned around and started using his hands like a flight attendant to direct attention to his 'package' and said "you're cute. so, what do you think"


OHHHHH the plethora of things I wanted to say that were not so nice got condensed through the keyboard to 'you've to to be kidding me' and a swift hang up and block.

maybe you know him Gypsy - he lives in your town ...

Cute but an idiot

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ha ha ......
gee thats funny.......
oh ......


well ya dont wanna hear the opposite of funny do ya ??
cause we see that tooooooooooooooo much !!

nobody has had a chuckle on here to share?.....

its a good thing this is paper.....cuz....oh,,,wait ..now dont make me cry ...cause that is hazordous to my complection , I wrinkle so easily , and my mascara begins to run...

I just hate it when they make me cry....I have to go and find a warm dry place for a while .... oh I feel so torn........

OMG............ARTGURL!! LMAO!!
someone says ...WEBCAM and I shudder now!!!

HBK! <<<<<really>>>>>
are you trying to portray yourself as "30-ish" again?!?



(this is a joke - for the humor impaired)

scarred for life !!!!!!! why do people think we are sittin here waiting to see them nakid??????

s1ow

Where were you last fall? Could have used the advice then.

haha this wasnt a date but I was curious sooooooooooo.....I went on a yahoo chatroom and they had webcams......I was watching this guy ummmmmm yank it and omg boy did he everrrrrrrrrr!!!! He was so red and raw I swear he did it for 24 hours straight!!! I then got my friends to watch this......all the while we were going back and forth to ewwwwwwwwwws and laughing our azzzzzzzzzes off!!!!

ok Ive said to much!!!!

too true baglady ... I don't think it is about us waiting around to see them naked though ...

I think is about them feeding their own exhibitionist nature...sad but true

OMG Gypsy ... I still stuck on ewwwwwwww

well this wasent a online dating. but i was talking to this guy for awhile as to find out he was from nigera and i had clients where i didnt have a problem getting paid from but this guy wasent a client. well any how we had been talking maybe a week and he was wanting to go back to school and such. and he ask me for my bank account and i told i couldnt do that and then he had the nerve to ask me if he could use my paypal.. i dont think so. and i finally block his butt and havent heard from him sense

AG,

in the infamous words of CA governor: "he'll be back!"



be prepared for "america's funniest (on demand) home videos"

i cant say i have had any funny online experiences but have had guys on cam jacking off, but i agree with baglady they sure know how to make u

Artgurl.......he could have been my other creepy neighbour!!!! One time, about 2 am, I heard a noise so I looked out my window and I could see the nextdoor neighbour in his house.....no curtains drawn, naked.......with his camera...