On another site, a girl (a local who lives about 2 miles from me) e-mailed me and asked if I would meet her at a bar that's just down the street. And I said, "No, didn't you read my profile?" And she says, "Well, not all of it." I said, "Go back and read the whole thing and then get back to me."

So she e-mails about an hour later (slow reader, huh?) and says, "OK, I read it, NOW will you meet me at the bar?" And I said, "Maybe you need to read it again, because I was pretty clear in there about the fact that I don't drink and I don't go to bars."

And she says, "But that's the bar I always go to with my parents." Now I'm thinking WTF, like I want to hang out with her AND her drunken mom and pop. So I said, "No, sorry, I don't go to bars, I'd be willing to meet you someplace else at some point, but no bars."

So, about a week later, she e-mails me again and says, "OK, how about if we meet at a different bar?"

I said, "You know, there are other places in the world where people can go."

She says, "Yeah, but I can only get rides to bars. I lost my license after a couple of DUIs."

Oh, NOW you tell me....

I didn't see much of a future with that one....

Sounds like she just wanted someone to buy her drinks lex!!!!

I figured she could steal money from her parents once they passed out! Why else even have them along....??

I chatted with a man who said he was married but would never leave his wife because of the children.

I said not interested ... go have a conversation with your wife

Turns out his wife needed to find herself so decided upon a spiritual quest for enlightenment that involved celebacy for a time.

He agreed but now it had been 14 months.

Again I told him I did not date married/involved men and that he needed to re-negotiate his deal with his wife. Not to mention the fact that I don't just fall into bed with people anyway.

No no, he assured. He wanted something deep and meaningful...

Uhhhh deep and meaningful with me? While married with 2 children? Getting more annoyed now...

said GO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR WIFE and hung up

IM window opens again ... he says It's a spiritual quest ... a God thing ...In the name of GOD would you just have sex with me?


It is a ridiculous sad story ... but never before have I been asked for sex in the name of God


Both these things happened at the same site ... needless to say my stay was brief ... 4 days

In the name of the holy spirit I command you to have lusty orangutang sex with me for 40 days and 40 nights!!!!!

Gypsy,
in the name of Satan - i accept your proposal

The devil made me do it!!!!

ridiculous isn't is?

i have been known to be a "bad influence"

artgurl that's blasphemous. People use the name of God for many things...wow

lol@ lex

yeah Bored - you'd be amazed.

ArtGurl, you have the best stories.

ahh young grasshoppa

I soooo wish they were just stories but really, even with my imagination I wouldn't have been able to make these ones up...life really is stranger than fiction

The 59 year old MARRIED man who assured me all his parts worked and that he was wealthy. I meet the greatest guys.

I had dinner with a guy once who aged 15 years between the time we set the date and when he arrived at the restaurant a couple of nights later...

Like I wouldn't notice

I went on one that gained 75 lbs. from the time I called her till the first date!!

Ok I have to submit this warning again... to women and men. There are some MAJOR scam rings out of Nigeria and Russia. They go on line and take pics of attractive people (usually models) and then send them out when you ask for a pic or they use them as the icon in the IM. They fall in love immediately, they want you to marry them right away (i just had one IM me and say Hi I'm single will you marry me... no other conversation)of coure THEN they tell you their hardship story and how they need help to get home in the US or whatever. Do not give these people ANY personal information. One guy is using over 20 names. I would LOVE to meet the real guy he's using the picture of but I know that that is never going to happen Another lady and I found out that he was IMing both of us and we played it up. Turned him in to the FBI but not a lot they can do. Whatever you do, do not send money, do not offer to cash a cashiers check (bogus or stolen) do not use a credit card or give out any financial info. It was on TV how they have hundreds of these people sitting in a large room with computers and all they do is IM people and you're actually talking to a bunch of them as the the same one generally never answers. Take note of the writing. Some speak english very well and then in the next line they sound like a foreigner.