a little less talk and more folding.

unlike most of the men that a few of you are use to meeting I can walk and chew bubble gum at the same time.


I can see I'm gonna have to start flushing twice in the morning too.

yes for all the verbal diarrhea!!!

Gypsy if that is the case wipe the corner of both yours and creations chin please.........

Oh Gypsy.........I'll hand this off to you now, hehehehe.....this is a job for an expert and I just ain't quite there yet.

I prefer if I just projectile vomit all over you......its way more fun!!!!

Ok....gotta go to work!!! Make the big bucks ya know!!!

Gypsy slinging fries at McDonald's is not my idea of making big bucks...


Ok ladies no harm no foul you gave me a good run

at this point I feel like a Lion with a mouse between my toes begging to be let go...

have a good day.

Stagger to shower!!
Kick dog outta the way!
Brush teeth
eat
get dressed
*think to self..stay home and go fishing*

1brush my teeth
2 take rocky outside feed him and fill his water
3 get coffee
4 go to work

Hmmmmmmm, feel like the mouse that pulled the thorn out....

Well it depends if someone is in my bed or not what ill do first thing in the morning lol

Awww shadow you beat to it, damn

I agree with Shadow

Toss the alarm clock
Step on the cat
fall out of bed
kick the bedpost
bounce off the walls while holding foot
pull on underwear backwards
go to toilet..can't find the hole in underwear
pee on leg
remove underwear
take shower..freezing water then scalding hot(OUCH)
shave face(cuts everywhere)
apply little bits of toilet paper on cuts
brush teeth with preparation H by mistake
dress and spray down with wrinkle release
cereal and milk mostly stays off the floor during breakfast
coffee burns my mouth on the way out the door
and join the rat race on the streets

rub my eye.......

Stretch like a cat... brush my teeth....

wish i had gone to bed earlier

Look in the mirror and scream bloody murder!
Relize its me and use the difibulator.