Shower, brush my teeth and check for the new poems, and Franks daily quote.

Creations!! GMTA. I just wasn't going to say it!!!

Make sure the pliers and coffee are not in the bedroom...

Where else would they be, Mike?

hi marie and mike

Hey, HBB. How is it going?

LOL, just my daily dose of "Men Can Say the Stupidest Things" retort.......

Been known to do that to a few ladies too, but my sense of humor is often lost in my foot and mouth disease

im good goonna go finsh cleing be back later

hows ur day

Aww, Creations. You crack me up.

HBB, my day is going, sweetie.

Creation you need to serve coffee better nothing a little training wouldn't cure.


no wonder your single.


it's alllllllll good.

1. Hit snooze button as needed
2. pee
3. stumble into clothes
4. cig

i'm not a morning person.

Gooooooooooooood Morning JSH!!!!!!!!

Welcome to August 10th 2007!!!!!!!!!

Wake up and do whatever you do! Just don't get hurt in the process! Whoo hooooo.........now I will promptly flop myself back down on my futon and hide my head from the light, as my casket is at the funeral home being repaired.

Please excuse me if I smoke from the eyes, ears, nose and mouth while flying past the crack in the black curtains on my way to the bathroom to brush my teeth. They are retractable you know.

I think I may have some really discusting things stuck in them from last nights midnight snack. Someone told me it was donuts and tasty cakes. But I have this faint memory of someone screaming and the smell of coffee??? WTF?

Whooooo hahaaaaaaaa Quake, you couldn't train a flea circus........

Where ya been? Took you this long to respond? Out spanking your last biatch? You aren't gonna last too long lest ye be pullin me wooden leg.

Be careful or I will sic my parrot on ye bloated azz.......

what am I on a stop watch?



bring me my coffee and if your lucky I'll let you fold my laundry.

in other words know your role.


I can see it's gonna be another long morning full of training.

Ok, breakin out me parrot. Chunks be flyin now

I have the parrot trained to shred laundry as well as azzes, so you might be havin to streak to work. That is IF you work

I know every rold I have by name, and yurs ain't on them. Take off with that one. It was a freebee

my breakfast better be on the table when I get up,and shirts ironed

if your luck i'll put out and lay down some mercy sex before i leave for work.

LMAO!!!!!!! Dude you are too much fun!

Breakfast be the chunks of arse that be carved out by me parrot. Shirts be shreded and hung from the nearest lampshade.

Anything you pull out better be armored, or it be promptly removed via beak or handey dandey pocket knife.........

OR havin the choice, could use the always near by uggly stick, then removal can be much less messy

I so need to check out naughtyornice.com

and everyone thought that canadian men were nice!!!!!