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Topic: Pls help me.
metalwing's photo
Mon 12/24/12 06:19 AM

And if she slaps you for saying what that metal piggy suggests, then tell her it must have been her feet and walk away. Now if she doesn't knock you the hell out for saying that, she'll buy you a drink. Either way...you got nothing to lose, so you may as well go for broke.


Lots of women slap James Bond ... then they sleep with him anyway.biggrin

Kahurangi's photo
Mon 12/24/12 06:21 AM
Well that makes sense...it would look quite odd if the 007 slapped himself.

geppetto55's photo
Thu 12/27/12 08:12 AM
Scent ones panties from across the room?
Hell may as well make it humorous. ...well as perhaps "can I smell your 9ussy?" ~cue slap and or just a "no".

.."oh, it must be your feet then". :smile:

TexasScoundrel's photo
Thu 12/27/12 02:47 PM

I am 27yrs.i am in love with an 40yrs old.how can i convey my love to her.


Give it up boy. She probable likes men and you sound like a 14 year old girl.

irisheyes79's photo
Thu 12/27/12 07:57 PM


I am 27yrs.i am in love with an 40yrs old.how can i convey my love to her.


Give it up boy. She probable likes men and you sound like a 14 year old girl.
whoa

irisheyes79's photo
Thu 12/27/12 07:58 PM


Lots and lots of sex.


don't u think he should introduce himself first? noway I am not sure the OP should listen to u guys......laugh
nonsence we have the best advice id say get her really drunk at first see where it goes from there

no photo
Thu 12/27/12 08:03 PM


I am 27yrs.i am in love with an 40yrs old.how can i convey my love to her.


I assume you are not already dating her. She could have a problem with the age difference, so tread carefully whatever approach you decide to try. may be inviting her for coffee somewhere is a good start because it is a place where you can both chat, and you can ask her out on a date if all goes well. Good luck


she will very likely be cautious of the age difference so I think it's a good idea to strike up a few casual conversations to see how she reacts to you....you might even ask her if she would date you because of the age difference - get it out on the table and over with

s1owhand's photo
Thu 12/27/12 08:22 PM
Send the "Hey Sexy" email. PLUS a NUDGE!!

laugh

no photo
Thu 12/27/12 08:27 PM

Send the "Hey Sexy" email. PLUS a NUDGE!!

laugh


ummmm from an unknown 27 y/o that's an automatic delete....:tongue:

irisheyes79's photo
Thu 12/27/12 08:31 PM


Send the "Hey Sexy" email. PLUS a NUDGE!!

laugh


ummmm from an unknown 27 y/o that's an automatic delete....:tongue:
that could work

Muaness's photo
Thu 12/27/12 08:58 PM

I am 27yrs.i am in love with an 40yrs old.how can i convey my love to her.

Package the love in a box and send it via courier service.

Muaness's photo
Thu 12/27/12 08:59 PM
Edited by Muaness on Thu 12/27/12 08:59 PM
Or through a pigeon

geppetto55's photo
Fri 12/28/12 05:39 AM

And if she slaps you for saying what that metal piggy suggests, then tell her it must have been her feet and walk away. Now if she doesn't knock you the hell out for saying that, she'll buy you a drink. Either way...you got nothing to lose, so you may as well go for broke.


Oops K,
I hadn't noticed ya used that joke till just now.
HNY

teebee79's photo
Fri 12/28/12 12:25 PM

I am 27yrs.i am in love with an 40yrs old.how can i convey my love to her.


How Sweetsmooched

Sit her down and tell her.

Kahurangi's photo
Fri 12/28/12 12:33 PM


And if she slaps you for saying what that metal piggy suggests, then tell her it must have been her feet and walk away. Now if she doesn't knock you the hell out for saying that, she'll buy you a drink. Either way...you got nothing to lose, so you may as well go for broke.


Oops K,
I hadn't noticed ya used that joke till just now.
HNY


Welllll...someone had to ;-)

VHNY backatcha! drinker

Ima wondering if the OP has done an action jackson on that dilemma yet.


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