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I need a sexy Santa elf to stir my coffee with her finger.
Please wear Christmas panties and a Christmas bra. I'll wear a Christmas shirt with Christmas underpants. After coffee, I'll give you a big present! |
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What if she burns her finger?
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I need a sexy Santa elf to stir my coffee with her finger. Please wear Christmas panties and a Christmas bra. I'll wear a Christmas shirt with Christmas underpants. After coffee, I'll give you a big present! *nudges sunny* dude.. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I need a sexy Santa elf to stir my coffee with her finger. Please wear Christmas panties and a Christmas bra. I'll wear a Christmas shirt with Christmas underpants. After coffee, I'll give you a big present! only if I get a cabana boy for Christmas! Then your wish will also be granted, amen! ![]() |
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only if I get a cabana boy for Christmas! Then your wish will also be granted, amen! ![]() how's this one sweets.. ![]() ![]() sooooooooooo.. grantin any wishes?? ![]() ![]() |
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only if I get a cabana boy for Christmas! Then your wish will also be granted, amen! ![]() how's this one sweets.. ![]() ![]() sooooooooooo.. grantin any wishes?? ![]() ![]() nope - he looks like he's busy -gimme one with some moxie ![]() |
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nope - he looks like he's busy -gimme one with some moxie ![]() okay then.. picky aren't we ![]() hows about THIS one.. he seems to be on a break ![]() ![]() |
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I need a sexy Santa elf to stir my coffee with her finger. Please wear Christmas panties and a Christmas bra. I'll wear a Christmas shirt with Christmas underpants. After coffee, I'll give you a big present! Promises, promises, promises. lol |
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nope - he looks like he's busy -gimme one with some moxie ![]() okay then.. picky aren't we ![]() hows about THIS one.. he seems to be on a break ![]() ![]() Oooooooh we get to be picky? You have any slightly more mature versions? Sam Elliot types do nicely. |
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![]() You are a Bad Boy!!! ![]() |
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Oooooooh we get to be picky? You have any slightly more mature versions? Sam Elliot types do nicely. sure.. but if you get what you want.. you have to dress up like the OP requested and stir his coffee with yer finger ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
Duttoneer
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Wed 12/19/12 10:15 AM
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I need a sexy Santa elf to stir my coffee with her finger. Please wear Christmas panties and a Christmas bra. I'll wear a Christmas shirt with Christmas underpants. After coffee, I'll give you a big present! How about this one to stir your coffee? ![]() |
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OK. Here is Santa with one of his elves.
![]() Now, what was the OP wanting? |
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You want her to burn her finger? :/
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nope - he looks like he's busy -gimme one with some moxie ![]() okay then.. picky aren't we ![]() hows about THIS one.. he seems to be on a break ![]() ![]() now that's a Santa's Elf that exceeds expectations ![]() ![]() |
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I'm more curious about the people this stuff actually works on.
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I'm more curious about the people this stuff actually works on. as in a chance to meet a live human who might actually take the OP seriously (provided such an individual exists) or swimming? |
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Swimming, of course.
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I miss swimming! It works!
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![]() ![]() Don't you know that is where I go whenever there is no lavatory that . . . ...err... Never mind. ![]() |
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