Tips for Handling Telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.


(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.


This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immedi ately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.

One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- I have been doing this for years, and I get v ery little junk mail anymore.

THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS!

Thanks Kojack Good Morning...

Morning the hold on works I use it daily at work.

I really like the ideas. LOL
My ex husband would get the telemarketer calls, he would listen to them for a few minutes and then ask them one question. It was enough to stump them. "Does your God know that you are calling and disturbing people with this garbage?" Or "Do you believe in God?"
Never failed, they would hang up because they didn't know how to answer.

this isent a telemarketing joke, but i had this one guy that i was talking to in one of the msn groups one yr and he had a dentist appt and they had confirm his appt and he went off and said thank you for calling cleo hotline how can i help you and so forth, they actually left a message to confirm his appt instead of hanging up

you know what works for me???? I tell them I have NO money....they abruptly leave me alone. True Story.

Ever try calling them back.....and "flooding" their phones?

Holy reviving thread Batman!

This works for me too. Add in how long you have been unemployed and they can't wait to hang up on you!

This thread is older then me

I never answer my phone. The message machine recording says, "If you are a telemarketer, then hang up and go annoy somebody else. Otherwise, please be patient with the answering machine". That way I get a chance to screen all my calls and I don't have to talk to anybody if I don't want to. Nobody has ever complained and I never have to deal with a telemarketer.