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Topic: WOW
sonnyyy Joined Tue 04/24/12 Posts: 62	Tue 12/04/12 09:29 AM
I just got turned dowm by a large, not so attractive 79 year old lady. And to think that i offered to share my old age pension check with her.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Tue 12/04/12 09:31 AM
OH, NO! REJECTION!

sonnyyy Joined Tue 04/24/12 Posts: 62	Tue 12/04/12 09:33 AM
After i showed her my picture she said i was too ugly,,

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45350	Tue 12/04/12 10:01 AM
I just got turned dowm by a large, not so attractive 79 year old lady. And to think that i offered to share my old age pension check with her. Ahhhh, did you offer to share what was to the right of the decimal point again?

sonnyyy Joined Tue 04/24/12 Posts: 62	Tue 12/04/12 10:03 AM
All i said was would you like if we meet at McDonalds and i was even willing to buy her a big mac and large fries.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45350	Tue 12/04/12 10:14 AM
She is obviously not into big spenders.

josie68 Joined Mon 11/22/10 Posts: 6270	Tue 12/04/12 10:30 AM
Just send her a nice note and tell her that she reminded you of your grandmother and that you would have paid for 2 big macs

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Tue 12/04/12 10:36 AM
U shoulda asked if she was Betty Whites mother!!

sonnyyy Joined Tue 04/24/12 Posts: 62	Tue 12/04/12 10:38 AM
Just send her a nice note and tell her that she reminded you of your grandmother and that you would have paid for 2 big macs Two big macs ?? then it would have been the small fries.

sonnyyy Joined Tue 04/24/12 Posts: 62	Tue 12/04/12 10:47 AM
Just send her a nice note and tell her that she reminded you of your grandmother and that you would have paid for 2 big macs For that kind of expendature on a first date i probably would have expected sex.

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