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that was accidentally shredded...
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by the new gardener with his chipper
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as it tore his arm off and ...
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thank goodness it was only the scarecrow that got into the chipper! So with some hay and a new shirt he
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still was brainless as
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a empty shirt....,
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but he was happy in his brainlessness
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can carried by a high wind hit him in the head and emptied it's load of pig brains into his little straw head making him the only scarecrow genius at which point he announced, "...
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thank god I'm free at last...,
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as he started rooting in the ground, looking for
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something to eat...
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and drink since there was nothing...,
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left to drink as all the water was used for...
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that freaking stuff there doing to the earth...,
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So that left him no choice but to dial for a pizza delivery...
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with extra cheese...,
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and it came late so it was free. The next time...
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he ordered food from...
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a Chinese fortune cookie company....
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and they ate all of the food while they were...
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