Body: horse and bike-hahaha
A little girl is riding her bike down the street whan a cop on a horse tells her to stop.. he says "did you get that bike from santa...? the little girl lsays "why yes i did.." the cop says " well next time ask santa to put a reflector on it!" he hands her a ticket. the little girl asks him a question " so did u get that horse from santa?" the cop chuckles and says " yes i did!" the little girl says "then next time you tell him that the **** belongs on the bottem of the horse not the top

that was funny as hell lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i've heard this before and still laugh

Very cute