THE LITTLE JOHNNY ASKS, MOMMY, WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

HIS MOTHER REPLIES, THE STORK BRINGS THEM.

LITTLE JOHNNY PUZZLED, AND ASK HER, 'THEN WHO ****S STORK.'

keep them coming

Just because everyone seems to like little johnny jokes I will post one or two that I know..


Before school one day Little Johnny pays a guy to circle the block in a nice red corvette.

When class starts Johnny gets up and points with his finger following the car.. "Look at that sun of a #@$#$ go!".
The teacher was having a good week so she didn't want a confrontation with johnny and she ignored it. This didn't sit well with johnny and he tried harder next time it passed.
The second time it passed he stood up on his chair ... "Look at that sun of a #@$#$ go!". So, the teacher knew this wouldn't end until she dealt with it so she said "Johnny if you do that one more time you have to get in front of the class and recite a poem of my choice".

So with an evil grin on his face Johnny waits until the car comes again and he stands on his desk now and does it again.
The teacher says "Okay Johnny come in front of the class and recite Mary had a little lamb".

Little Johnny walks up with his head down and straightens up and starts to recite the poem. "Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow...

And everywhere that Mary went ... Look at that sun of a #@$#$ go!".