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| Topic: "THREE TYPES OF SEX" | |
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THERE R THREE TYPES OF SEX IN A MARRIAGE. THE FIRST ONE IS A KITCHEN SEX, BUT YOU SHOULD BE NEWLYWEDS FOR IT.
THE SECOND TYPE IS A BEDROOM SEX. AS YOU HAVE KIDS AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, EXCEPT YOUR BEDROOM. THE THIRD TYPE OF SEX IS A HALLWAY. THIS IS WHEN YOU PASS EACH OTHER IN THE HALL AND SAY 'SCREW YOU.' "BUT THERE IS ALSO THE FOURTH ONE, COURTROOM SEX. THIS IS WHEN U ARE GETTING DIVORCE AND YOU TRY TO SCREW EACH OTHER IN A PUBLIC." |
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Well i like the first line and the rest lol that was cute and very true!!! |
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