That's huge! OMG. I almost bought a box of 3musketeers today from SAMs club, but dang I don't need that many.

I went over to where my friend works today and he had a big pile of chicken tamales sitting next to him. He said "my friend brought these by and asked me if you wanted some more."

I froze ... my diet slipping away. I looked down at them.

Ha Ha Ya Ya They danced and called to me.

"How many you got?" I asked. "She left four dozen for you" he said.

"I'll take them all." I sighed.

Four dozen, dang, pace yourself dude, we can't let this evilness overtake us. I was at the gym all week long this week. We have to find a way to resist.

double-stuffed oreos are super evil :)

Especially cakes terms, have U had those yet, my kids love them.

That's easy...smoking. I love it, but I hate being addicted to anything and that includes smoking. I quit trying to quit several years ago when smoking became a political/social issue and people started to look down on smokers as social pariahs. Being the champion of the underdog, I created SLFFSSAC (Smokers' Liberation Front Firebombing Society & Social/Athletic Club), but had to disband it when they declared war on terror, anarchists & smokers. (My lawyer said something about not being a recognized charity & something else about legally indefensible positions...I forget exactly).

I now spend my days unemployed as much as possible (smoking is now frowned on in the workplace), staying away from doctors & hospitals, stores & malls (smoking prohibited), staying off buses and away from schools, universities & people in general because they make funny faces when I get too close with a smoke in my hand.

Fortunately, there are some like-minded, smoking souls left and I enjoy sitting in their houses, or in back alleys (which are about the only places left where we can enjoy our smoking freedom) smoking with them. The back alley scene has introduced me to a whole new class of fine people addicted to all kindsa stuff.

Outcasts abandoned by so-called "civilized society" have to stick together, and there are almost enough of us now to start our own country (a republic). Once we've done that, we'll be able to start living like human beings again; we'll be able to work as productive members of a free, egalitarian society that respects individual freedom. Anyone will be welcome to join, but be warned...If you insist on breathing "fresh air", you'll probably have to hang out in the back alleys.

I say fukkum, except I am still sporting my box of altoids so god forbid, they don't smell my tobacco breath. It must be awful for them. Accepted twenty-first century prejudice.

You eat cigarettes?

I could never resist an apple pie, a McD's hash brown, a chocolate-covered macadamia nut or cherry. The day I stop eating them is the day when they would have to pry them from my cold, dead hands.

just about anything sweet