Topic: Alternate Profession
lilott's photo
Sat 10/27/12 08:06 PM
Does retirement count as a job?

pyxxie13's photo
Sat 10/27/12 08:29 PM
Well this was my minor.
So I suppose I would probably be a judge by now.

Bravalady's photo
Sat 10/27/12 10:04 PM
Animal trainer, magazine editor, gardener, paralegal, scientific researcher. The one job opportunity I ever regretted losing was as a legal researcher for an environmental company.

Simonedemidova's photo
Sat 10/27/12 10:11 PM
Librarian, obstetrician, film producer!

s1owhand's photo
Sat 10/27/12 10:52 PM

Does retirement count as a job?


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retirement is what happens after the job! but "Hobo" is close!

drinker

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or banker...kinda

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jaded72's photo
Sun 10/28/12 08:31 AM
Performing artist....paleontologist.... playwright (can still do that one)....event planner...

I figure I might have a couple of career changes left in me, and my grandparents lived into their late 90's, so I might still have a chance at a couple of them!

no photo
Sun 10/28/12 08:35 AM
I'd be an elementary school teacher. I may still decide to do that.

no photo
Sun 10/28/12 08:38 AM
I recent started my new career and I love it :banana:

pennyg281's photo
Sun 10/28/12 08:45 AM
I have often thought that i would make a good counselor or therapist. Or a nurse or dr the medical field fascinates me.

jemare's photo
Sun 10/28/12 02:16 PM
I would love to write, but I know I would never have the patience for it, even with my wild imagination laugh But I have thought off and on that I would be good at a bed & breakfast. Who knows, maybe some day. A relative who owned a successful motel told me I would be really good at it many years ago... seems something about having the gift of gab and a little tact are a good combination bigsmile

Gossipmpm's photo
Sun 10/28/12 02:18 PM
ohhh

i know id be in the sex industry.....where i dont know...but thats where id be:heart:

FearandLoathing's photo
Sun 10/28/12 02:19 PM
F*** professions...I'm going to be a renaissance man.

jacktrades's photo
Sun 10/28/12 02:25 PM
With todays economy Im in survial mode but if I had a do over veternarian my dream is a farmer

LisaVa's photo
Sun 10/28/12 02:40 PM
consultant

don't know what i would be consulted about but the thought of people wanting my opinion instead of me just offering it is sort of intoxicating!

navygirl's photo
Sun 10/28/12 05:18 PM

flowerforyou If you were not at the job you currently have, what profession would you be pursuing? flowerforyou


Make up artist or costume designer.

wux's photo
Sun 10/28/12 06:53 PM

I would be a history or English teacher. Or a librarian.


My school needs a teacher of history of English libraries.

wux's photo
Sun 10/28/12 06:59 PM
Edited by wux on Sun 10/28/12 07:03 PM



I would be a history or English teacher. Or a librarian.



This reminds me, I would finally be the writer I want to be.


I throw away everything I write. So, I don't think I'd be a good writer.


Now, now... there is nothing wrong in disseminating your work to the public. Even in the form you do it in.

Whatever it takes, to get your words "out".

wux's photo
Sun 10/28/12 07:02 PM


I would be a history or English teacher. Or a librarian.



Yeah, out of the three, I'd have to pick librarian as my top choice.

The problem with teaching any subject would be the students.


You last sentence above is a profound and wickedly true statement.

wux's photo
Sun 10/28/12 07:10 PM
Edited by wux on Sun 10/28/12 07:17 PM

I actually do a lot of detailed work sometimes using a microscope
which requires very steady hands. I could have been a surgeon. I
like to fix things and also have a strong desire to help people.

I also like puzzles so that any diagnostic specialty could have been
a possibility for me. But to tell you the truth it is very emotionally
draining for me to have to deal with death and dying of others.

I think the hardest situation for me would have been something like
oncology or neurosurgery where many patients have catastrophic illness
and a very poor prognosis.

Perhaps cosmetic surgery would have been better for me?!

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Maybe you could branch out to veterinary neurosurgery.

Someone's pet canary has a stroke. You remove the blood clot from his brian.

Someone's favourite bee has spinal injury. You reconnect the severed strains of nerve bundles.

Someone in tears and in an apparent state of high distress brings in her favourite fruit fly. You examine the little critter, and decide it needs cataract surgery.

You perform the operation on the spot, since fruit flies only live 553 hours, and every minute counts.

Slow and steady hand, guiding the surgeon's knife with the decisive precision of determi-na-shun, while you feel the patient's owner up with the other hand.

wux's photo
Sun 10/28/12 07:11 PM

If I could do whatever I wanted and make a decent living, I'd become a musician.


If Mick Jagger could do it, why do you think you can't?