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Topic: Guacamole..... food for sex? Or......not?
pyxxie13 Joined Wed 09/28/11 Posts: 3835	Sun 10/21/12 04:32 PM
Those of you who know me around the forums surely know I do not like long drawn out posts... However, this one bears repeating. The person involved here has given the permission to post this story about him as well. ( it's the least he can do! ) Most of you probably have noticed that Ghostrider and myself have been flirting each other like crazy. Ghost flew out to meet me personally for the first time this past Thursday. Skipping many drawn out details ..I will skip to the story at hand. I made tons of snacks (including guacamole) and brought it over to Ghostriders hotel room which he was staying at for the next four days. We were on our second night there.... The mood got intense. The room was dark and we had put in the movie "Hunger Games" for the second or third time. So the only glow in the room was that of the t.v. I grabbed the guacamole dip and some chips and was lightly snacking on them when Ghostrider began to... "entertain me" with his body. I pushed the guacamole to the very corner of the king size bed (out of reach) and responded to his advances willfully! The moment was so darn intense for quite a long time. It was so darn great! I can't stress how great it felt!! Up until he flat out stopped ..looked to his right and said "what did I stick my foot in? " THE MOMENT WAS GONE! Just as someone would say "ooo shiney" ... Ghostriders mind and body was gone. Yes, he stuck his toe inside the guacamole dip and I do not even know how he managed to do that considering it was WAY over in the corner . Attention span? Nope... he had none. Sex was over! We were both dying in laughter, tears running out our eyes.... and we never recovered the moment. Ghostrider.....seriously?!!!! It was sex! You reacted like there was a lion chewing off your foot!!! So my mingle friends... what is your take on the guacamole adventure? Please feel free to give him a load of garbage over this matter!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21469	Sun 10/21/12 04:38 PM
Just thank God it wasn't pico de gallo.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 10/21/12 04:45 PM
i believe it was soufiehere who posted this on the "this could work" threadhttp://mingle2.com/topic/reply/328213?quote=10162792 pyxxie13 and Ghostrider2u too bad it's this could work, and not, will end up a box of fluffy ducks

jaded72 Joined Tue 12/06/11 Posts: 1456	Sun 10/21/12 04:50 PM
Those of you who know me around the forums surely know I do not like long drawn out posts... However, this one bears repeating. The person involved here has given the permission to post this story about him as well. ( it's the least he can do! ) Most of you probably have noticed that Ghostrider and myself have been flirting each other like crazy. Ghost flew out to meet me personally for the first time this past Thursday. Skipping many drawn out details ..I will skip to the story at hand. I made tons of snacks (including guacamole) and brought it over to Ghostriders hotel room which he was staying at for the next four days. We were on our second night there.... The mood got intense. The room was dark and we had put in the movie "Hunger Games" for the second or third time. So the only glow in the room was that of the t.v. I grabbed the guacamole dip and some chips and was lightly snacking on them when Ghostrider began to... "entertain me" with his body. I pushed the guacamole to the very corner of the king size bed (out of reach) and responded to his advances willfully! The moment was so darn intense for quite a long time. It was so darn great! I can't stress how great it felt!! Up until he flat out stopped ..looked to his right and said "what did I stick my foot in? " THE MOMENT WAS GONE! Just as someone would say "ooo shiney" ... Ghostriders mind and body was gone. Yes, he stuck his toe inside the guacamole dip and I do not even know how he managed to do that considering it was WAY over in the corner . Attention span? Nope... he had none. Sex was over! We were both dying in laughter, tears running out our eyes.... and we never recovered the moment. Ghostrider.....seriously?!!!! It was sex! You reacted like there was a lion chewing off your foot!!! So my mingle friends... what is your take on the guacamole adventure? Please feel free to give him a load of garbage over this matter! That's the best/worst moment of interruption EVER!!!

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sun 10/21/12 05:34 PM Edited by Ghostrider2u on Sun 10/21/12 05:34 PM
Ummmm.......errrr.......uhhhhhh.....well...... I guess the cat's out of the bag..... In my defense..... something wet and very cold on your toes out of nowhere in the middle of an intense moment..... well......you get the....picture!!!!!

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sun 10/21/12 05:46 PM
I will add tho...... I have had the Great Pleasure of getting to know this wonderful and delightful Woman for some time now. Began here in the threads, moved to Mingle mail. Then to the phone n text. She is an Amazing Human being and I am truely Blessed to have her in my life!!!!! Ese.....I'd love ta give you and Sophie the credit..... But we was already into each other before y'all posted on us in the This could work Thread!!!!! But Thanks.....anywho!!!!

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sun 10/21/12 05:53 PM
Just thank God it wasn't pico de gallo. Or a bear trap!

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Sun 10/21/12 05:56 PM
Just thank God it wasn't pico de gallo. Or a bear trap! Definately, a good thing it wasn't a bear trap!

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sun 10/21/12 05:58 PM
Best wishes to you both :)

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sun 10/21/12 05:59 PM Edited by DTHRomeo on Sun 10/21/12 06:00 PM
Just thank God it wasn't pico de gallo. Or a bear trap! Definately, a good thing it wasn't a bear trap! That would've killed the mood instantly and produced a 911 call too! LOL

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Sun 10/21/12 06:00 PM
Just thank God it wasn't pico de gallo. Or a bear trap! Definately, a good thing it wasn't a bear trap! That would've killed the mood instantly and produce a 911 call too! LOL Exactly!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Sun 10/21/12 06:01 PM
Ummmm.......errrr.......uhhhhhh.....well...... I guess the cat's out of the bag..... A cat? Where?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Sun 10/21/12 06:03 PM
Those of you who know me around the forums surely know I do not like long drawn out posts... However, this one bears repeating. The person involved here has given the permission to post this story about him as well. ( it's the least he can do! ) Most of you probably have noticed that Ghostrider and myself have been flirting each other like crazy. Ghost flew out to meet me personally for the first time this past Thursday. Skipping many drawn out details ..I will skip to the story at hand. I made tons of snacks (including guacamole) and brought it over to Ghostriders hotel room which he was staying at for the next four days. We were on our second night there.... The mood got intense. The room was dark and we had put in the movie "Hunger Games" for the second or third time. So the only glow in the room was that of the t.v. I grabbed the guacamole dip and some chips and was lightly snacking on them when Ghostrider began to... "entertain me" with his body. I pushed the guacamole to the very corner of the king size bed (out of reach) and responded to his advances willfully! The moment was so darn intense for quite a long time. It was so darn great! I can't stress how great it felt!! Up until he flat out stopped ..looked to his right and said "what did I stick my foot in? " THE MOMENT WAS GONE! Just as someone would say "ooo shiney" ... Ghostriders mind and body was gone. Yes, he stuck his toe inside the guacamole dip and I do not even know how he managed to do that considering it was WAY over in the corner . Attention span? Nope... he had none. Sex was over! We were both dying in laughter, tears running out our eyes.... and we never recovered the moment. Ghostrider.....seriously?!!!! It was sex! You reacted like there was a lion chewing off your foot!!! So my mingle friends... what is your take on the guacamole adventure? Please feel free to give him a load of garbage over this matter! Does this mean that Ghostrider's foot won't taste as bad the next time that he sticks it in his mouth?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Sun 10/21/12 06:06 PM
Now we know that guacamole is not an aphrodisiac.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45349	Sun 10/21/12 06:23 PM
..Ese.....I'd love ta give you and Sophie the credit..... Like we didn't know already ;-) Been there meself, I KNOW what hiding it looks like. Now, the guacamole WAS a surprise.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sun 10/21/12 06:26 PM
..Ese.....I'd love ta give you and Sophie the credit..... Like we didn't know already ;-) Been there meself, I KNOW what hiding it looks like. Now, the guacamole WAS a surprise. Yea......Obviously.... It Suprised ......ME!!!!!

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sun 10/21/12 06:30 PM
Best wishes to you both :) Thanks Rom!!

pyxxie13 Joined Wed 09/28/11 Posts: 3835	Sun 10/21/12 06:43 PM
Just thank God it wasn't pico de gallo. Or a bear trap! Definately, a good thing it wasn't a bear trap! That would've killed the mood instantly and produced a 911 call too! LOL Eh..I'm a nurse. I would of let him bleed a while!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 10/21/12 06:45 PM
The guacamole has jalapenos and onion, do NOT use it for lubricant!!! Unless you are in Texas.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sun 10/21/12 06:51 PM
Just thank God it wasn't pico de gallo. Or a bear trap! Definately, a good thing it wasn't a bear trap! That would've killed the mood instantly and produced a 911 call too! LOL Eh..I'm a nurse. I would of let him bleed a while!