Topic: UPDATE YOUR STATUS
metalwing's photo
Fri 12/21/12 07:11 AM
I think my nose hairs are turning grey!

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Fri 12/21/12 07:35 AM
It's 3pm, and so I'm still alive. That stupid scientific theory didn't really prove damn all. It really IS a bunch of bs made up by conspiracy theorists. It hasn't changed damn all. First, you need PHYSICAL proof of it happening. Not just mental. You need to talk with an astrologer to truly know. Just taking people's word for it, isn't my style. So for all the people who said the world would end today, YOU JUST GOT CRAPPED ON BY YOUR OWN BELIEFS!! laugh. Next time, when a bunch of bs is made up, at least have some physical evidence to back it up. laugh

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Fri 12/21/12 07:37 AM

It's 3pm, and so I'm still alive. That stupid scientific theory didn't really prove damn all. It really IS a bunch of bs made up by conspiracy theorists. It hasn't changed damn all. First, you need PHYSICAL proof of it happening. Not just mental. You need to talk with an astrologer to truly know. Just taking people's word for it, isn't my style. So for all the people who said the world would end today, YOU JUST GOT CRAPPED ON BY YOUR OWN BELIEFS!! laugh. Next time, when a bunch of bs is made up, at least have some physical evidence to back it up. laugh


Damn world not ending!

Prez_21's photo
Fri 12/21/12 07:38 AM
Edited by Prez_21 on Fri 12/21/12 07:39 AM

It's 3pm, and so I'm still alive. That stupid scientific theory didn't really prove damn all. It really IS a bunch of bs made up by conspiracy theorists. It hasn't changed damn all. First, you need PHYSICAL proof of it happening. Not just mental. You need to talk with an astrologer to truly know. Just taking people's word for it, isn't my style. So for all the people who said the world would end today, YOU JUST GOT CRAPPED ON BY YOUR OWN BELIEFS!! laugh. Next time, when a bunch of bs is made up, at least have some physical evidence to back it up. laugh
oh sh8 WORRLD IS GOING TO END NOW........... I HAD CUT MY FINGER DUDE.............

Prez_21's photo
Tue 12/25/12 10:39 AM
HUSBAND WANTED
A lonely woman, aged 70,
decided that it was time
to get married. She put an
ad in the local paper that
read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP
(70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON
ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN
BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE
APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she
heard the doorbell. Much to
her dismay, she opened the
door to see a gray- haired
gentleman with no arms or
legs sitting in a wheelchair.
The old woman said,
"You're not really asking me
to consider you, are you?
Just look at you ... you have
no legs!"
The old man
smiled, "Therefore I cannot
run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't
have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled,
"Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and
gazed intently. "Are you still
good in bed?" With that,
the old gentleman leaned
back, beamed a big broad
smile and said, "I rang the
doorbell, didn't I?"

Prez_21's photo
Sun 12/30/12 10:08 AM
[red]
bye bye 2012 [/red]

Prez_21's photo
Thu 01/10/13 12:10 AM

Hey I m A Ninja. . . . No u r nt. . . . . . I cn Do This. . . . . . Wat. . . . . EXACTLY. . .

Prez_21's photo
Thu 01/10/13 10:21 PM

I think Fb shuld b lounch new satus as soon as
I dnt knw Wats Goin on B/w us

Prez_21's photo
Wed 01/23/13 10:52 AM

wen they Text I hate you. . .
I just reply with s2u

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Wed 01/23/13 11:26 AM




noway laugh laugh

Prez_21's photo
Sun 01/27/13 05:53 AM
I Always Thought that 2013 Wil Be With Flying Cars but They Just made GlovesCUMsoks. .

Prez_21's photo
Wed 02/06/13 10:50 AM

"Love One Another !"
If It Doesn't Work..
Just Bring the Last Word in the Middle .. ! #prez

metalwing's photo
Wed 02/06/13 09:09 PM
I have a bump that itches.

Toodygirl5's photo
Fri 02/08/13 04:58 PM
surprised

Prez_21's photo
Thu 02/14/13 10:49 AM

Valentines Day: Dinner: $60 Drinks: $30 Taxi: $20 Hotel: $300 The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period. PRICELESS

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Fri 02/15/13 12:16 PM


Valentines Day: Dinner: $60 Drinks: $30 Taxi: $20 Hotel: $300 The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period. PRICELESS




Better than telling you that she is 2 weeks late !!!

metalwing's photo
Fri 02/15/13 05:20 PM
Ladybugs are biting me.

Prez_21's photo
Sat 02/16/13 11:08 AM
Wen I Was 8. . My Blancket Save me 4m #KILLER #Ghost #etc.

Prez_21's photo
Thu 03/07/13 09:19 PM
Edited by Prez_21 on Thu 03/07/13 09:23 PM
Don't trust on Science . . . . . Their Atoms Make bond with everyone. . . #slut

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Thu 03/21/13 10:21 AM

There are not any Angels only Angles