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I think my nose hairs are turning grey!
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It's 3pm, and so I'm still alive. That stupid scientific theory didn't really prove damn all. It really IS a bunch of bs made up by conspiracy theorists. It hasn't changed damn all. First, you need PHYSICAL proof of it happening. Not just mental. You need to talk with an astrologer to truly know. Just taking people's word for it, isn't my style. So for all the people who said the world would end today, YOU JUST GOT CRAPPED ON BY YOUR OWN BELIEFS!! . Next time, when a bunch of bs is made up, at least have some physical evidence to back it up.
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It's 3pm, and so I'm still alive. That stupid scientific theory didn't really prove damn all. It really IS a bunch of bs made up by conspiracy theorists. It hasn't changed damn all. First, you need PHYSICAL proof of it happening. Not just mental. You need to talk with an astrologer to truly know. Just taking people's word for it, isn't my style. So for all the people who said the world would end today, YOU JUST GOT CRAPPED ON BY YOUR OWN BELIEFS!! . Next time, when a bunch of bs is made up, at least have some physical evidence to back it up. Damn world not ending! |
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Edited by
Prez_21
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Fri 12/21/12 07:39 AM
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It's 3pm, and so I'm still alive. That stupid scientific theory didn't really prove damn all. It really IS a bunch of bs made up by conspiracy theorists. It hasn't changed damn all. First, you need PHYSICAL proof of it happening. Not just mental. You need to talk with an astrologer to truly know. Just taking people's word for it, isn't my style. So for all the people who said the world would end today, YOU JUST GOT CRAPPED ON BY YOUR OWN BELIEFS!! . Next time, when a bunch of bs is made up, at least have some physical evidence to back it up. |
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HUSBAND WANTED
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray- haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" |
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bye bye 2012 [/red] |
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Hey I m A Ninja. . . . No u r nt. . . . . . I cn Do This. . . . . . Wat. . . . . EXACTLY. . . |
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I think Fb shuld b lounch new satus as soon as |
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wen they Text I hate you. . . I just reply with s2u |
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I Always Thought that 2013 Wil Be With Flying Cars but They Just made GlovesCUMsoks. .
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"Love One Another !" If It Doesn't Work.. Just Bring the Last Word in the Middle .. ! #prez |
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I have a bump that itches.
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Valentines Day: Dinner: $60 Drinks: $30 Taxi: $20 Hotel: $300 The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period. PRICELESS |
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Valentines Day: Dinner: $60 Drinks: $30 Taxi: $20 Hotel: $300 The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period. PRICELESS Better than telling you that she is 2 weeks late !!! |
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Ladybugs are biting me.
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Wen I Was 8. . My Blancket Save me 4m #KILLER #Ghost #etc.
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Edited by
Prez_21
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Thu 03/07/13 09:23 PM
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Don't trust on Science . . . . . Their Atoms Make bond with everyone. . . #slut
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There are not any Angels only Angles |
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