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Topic: UPDATE YOUR STATUS
FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Sun 10/14/12 12:11 AM
lay off the mescaline and corn flakes for breakfast Hah! Mescaline...Good times.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 10/14/12 12:17 AM
Taking revenge Is very very bad. . . Very bad. . . But verry verry Fun

Maerz2803 Joined Thu 09/13/12 Posts: 247	Sun 10/14/12 09:54 AM
Prez_21 "I m So Serious About Being Funny." So this is your headline and I see you used a lot of "one liners" however most of them seem only funny to you. Most of them I don't even understand. It looks like you are just throwing "something" out there. You need to work a little more on the being funny part.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 10/14/12 10:37 AM
Prez_21 "I m So Serious About Being Funny." So this is your headline and I see you used a lot of "one liners" however most of them seem only funny to you. Most of them I don't even understand. It looks like you are just throwing "something" out there. You need to work a little more on the being funny part. Thanx 4 suggetion but I am sure wen u wen u get it Ri8. U wil laugh 4 sure. . . .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 10/16/12 09:30 AM
Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and yourdog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 10/16/12 09:30 AM
Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and yourdog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 10/16/12 09:31 AM
Boy Friend: “Babe, What Are You Doing?” Girl Friend: “ Coming back from church, Tired Just GoingTo Sleep Now Honey, What About You Sweetheart?“ . . ... . . . Boy Friend: “In The Club, Standing Behind You Honey.“

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 10/16/12 09:39 PM
They told me Alcohol Kill man Slowly Slowly yes i dnt wana die fast. . . .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 10/17/12 06:54 AM
1st they make SOFT BREAD EASY TO EAT Then they use toster to make it terribly hard. . . Y?

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 10/17/12 06:54 AM
1st they make SOFT BREAD EASY TO EAT Then they use toster to make it terribly hard. . . Y?

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/18/12 05:32 AM
DEAR WIND plz b Slow. . . HER Brother searching me 4 revenge. . . Nt u.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 10/18/12 05:58 AM
Prez_21 "I m So Serious About Being Funny." So this is your headline and I see you used a lot of "one liners" however most of them seem only funny to you. Most of them I don't even understand. It looks like you are just throwing "something" out there. You need to work a little more on the being funny part. You are encouraging him.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/18/12 11:25 AM
Prez_21 "I m So Serious About Being Funny." So this is your headline and I see you used a lot of "one liners" however most of them seem only funny to you. Most of them I don't even understand. It looks like you are just throwing "something" out there. You need to work a little more on the being funny part. You are encouraging him. Your Behaviour is greater than ur Knowledge. B'coz there r many situations Where urknowledge may fail But, UrBehavior can handle that very well. . .

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 10/18/12 12:26 PM
Pig who fly upside down have "crackup"!

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sat 10/20/12 07:23 AM
Pig who fly upside down have "crackup"! WHO CARES

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 10/23/12 07:22 AM
just get lazy with my farmwork. . . Lots of heavywork.

twiztid35 Joined Mon 09/24/12 Posts: 11	Thu 10/25/12 01:06 AM
If idiots could fly you would own a airport

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 10/30/12 11:45 AM
"I " Never hurt people. . . I just describe themselves.

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Tue 10/30/12 03:40 PM
I heard of a one man show but a one man audience?

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Tue 10/30/12 03:40 PM Edited by jacktrades on Tue 10/30/12 03:46 PM