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You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " |
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Edited by
Sojourning_Soul
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Tue 10/09/12 04:37 PM
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Who cares? Comedy is comedy and the point is to make people laugh. Did you know there are talking chipmonks, mice, ducks and dogs?? Even a Big Bird thrown in for good measure! |
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Who cares? Comedy is comedy and the point is to make people laugh. Did you know there are talking chipmonks, mice, ducks and dogs?? Even a Big Bird thrown in for good measure! I dont necessarily care at all, I just wanted to correct the source its obviously a comedy piece,,,but not from THAT comedian |
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Who cares? Comedy is comedy and the point is to make people laugh. Did you know there are talking chipmonks, mice, ducks and dogs?? Even a Big Bird thrown in for good measure! I dont necessarily care at all, I just wanted to correct the source its obviously a comedy piece,,,but not from THAT comedian Snopes is a leftist couple playing the leftists agenda. If they are ever right, it's like the broken clock that's right twice a day. Thanks for the laugh, SS and I'd vote aye on every item. |
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Who cares? Comedy is comedy and the point is to make people laugh. Did you know there are talking chipmonks, mice, ducks and dogs?? Even a Big Bird thrown in for good measure! I dont necessarily care at all, I just wanted to correct the source its obviously a comedy piece,,,but not from THAT comedian "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
That quote is from Robin Williams, and it sounds/reads like something that he'd say. ![]() |
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Who cares? Comedy is comedy and the point is to make people laugh. Did you know there are talking chipmonks, mice, ducks and dogs?? Even a Big Bird thrown in for good measure! I dont necessarily care at all, I just wanted to correct the source its obviously a comedy piece,,,but not from THAT comedian "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
That quote is from Robin Williams, and it sounds/reads like something that he'd say. ![]() yes, the final quote is from Robins work,,,the rest is not |
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Snopes is a leftist couple playing the leftists agenda. ![]() Come to think of it, the last time that the husband was registered as a member of a political party, he was registered as a Republican. He is now a registered independent. |
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Yea, Robin Williams is too liberal to speak that sensibly. Same reason that one never hears Ed Asner's rubbish. Too bad Dan Rather didn't follow Snopes' policy on Bush.
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Forward into the past?
Isolationism does not work in the modern world. Look at North Korea. |
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I dismissed SNOPES a long time ago |
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