Topic: Which side of the fence do you sit on? LOL!
willing2's photo
Wed 09/19/12 01:47 PM
This is straight forward country thinking...


Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

msharmony's photo
Wed 09/19/12 01:52 PM
cute list

too full of absolutes to be true,,,but cute

no photo
Wed 09/19/12 01:52 PM
:thumbsup:

SimplicityAtItsBest's photo
Wed 09/19/12 01:53 PM
I don't like fences. I'll sit on the grass, thank you. LOL.

Democrats- by the way -sound like a bunch of whiners. Just saying laugh

msharmony's photo
Wed 09/19/12 01:55 PM

I don't like fences. I'll sit on the grass, thank you. LOL.

Democrats- by the way -sound like a bunch of whiners. Just saying laugh



yeah, thats the point of the list isnt it....lol


1_DELOS_3_AMIGOS's photo
Wed 09/19/12 03:02 PM
democrats, republicans, homosexuals, fences.....what is really going on here?:banana:
in any case, it's good to have a sense of humor...personally I think it doesn't matter what party you affiliate with we are all lied to....so lets go on a real party drinks and enjoy the little freedoms we have left before is too laterofl

USmale47374's photo
Wed 09/19/12 03:24 PM

This is straight forward country thinking...


Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".


Joe McCarthy would be proud of you and Foxworthy.

andrewzooms's photo
Wed 09/19/12 05:25 PM
"Mitt Romney says he's never paid less than 13% in taxes, which I think is fair because only 13% of his money is in this country."

metalwing's photo
Wed 09/19/12 07:27 PM


Excellent satire of the Democratic Party.

Sojourning_Soul's photo
Thu 09/20/12 06:27 AM

The 2 party system is the joke.

It's like a choice of a firing squad or hanging ....both kill you just as dead in the end and you get the same results either way.

Some choice!

Tragic comedy!

TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 09/20/12 07:32 AM
I have deleted several post within this thread. Let me remind all that personal attacks are not allowed regardless who started it. Quoting and attacking back is no different then the first one that throws the first attack. We ask that issues are reported and let us deal with them according to the rules.


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