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Topic: Which side of the fence do you sit on? LOL!
willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Wed 09/19/12 01:47 PM
This is straight forward country thinking... Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him. If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Wed 09/19/12 01:52 PM
cute list too full of absolutes to be true,,,but cute

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 09/19/12 01:52 PM


SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Wed 09/19/12 01:53 PM
I don't like fences. I'll sit on the grass, thank you. LOL. Democrats- by the way -sound like a bunch of whiners. Just saying

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Wed 09/19/12 01:55 PM
I don't like fences. I'll sit on the grass, thank you. LOL. Democrats- by the way -sound like a bunch of whiners. Just saying yeah, thats the point of the list isnt it....lol

1_DELOS_3_AMIGOS Joined Sun 05/20/12 Posts: 2	Wed 09/19/12 03:02 PM
democrats, republicans, homosexuals, fences.....what is really going on here? in any case, it's good to have a sense of humor...personally I think it doesn't matter what party you affiliate with we are all lied to....so lets go on a real party and enjoy the little freedoms we have left before is too late

USmale47374 Joined Sun 06/24/07 Posts: 835	Wed 09/19/12 03:24 PM
This is straight forward country thinking... Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him. If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended". Joe McCarthy would be proud of you and Foxworthy.

andrewzooms Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 2842	Wed 09/19/12 05:25 PM
"Mitt Romney says he's never paid less than 13% in taxes, which I think is fair because only 13% of his money is in this country."

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 09/19/12 07:27 PM
Excellent satire of the Democratic Party.

Sojourning_Soul Joined Fri 02/13/09 Posts: 10767	Thu 09/20/12 06:27 AM
The 2 party system is the joke. It's like a choice of a firing squad or hanging ....both kill you just as dead in the end and you get the same results either way. Some choice! Tragic comedy!

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76414	Thu 09/20/12 07:32 AM
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