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Topic: I'll Tell You Later
wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 09/20/12 10:50 PM Edited by wux on Thu 09/20/12 10:54 PM
I'm not sure about the ratio of men to women, but some of those that are willing to tell you Now are probably lying anyway. Ha! So you do admit that women are three times more likely to lie about ratios, than men!! So I was right, after all, when I said that women should lie about, and men must lie on top. (Retreats with the heady feeling of victory attained on one side of a genderized moral dilemma.)

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Fri 09/21/12 07:01 AM Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Fri 09/21/12 07:02 AM
I'm not sure about the ratio of men to women, but some of those that are willing to tell you Now are probably lying anyway. Ha! So you do admit that women are three times more likely to lie about ratios, than men!! So I was right, after all, when I said that women should lie about, and men must lie on top. (Retreats with the heady feeling of victory attained on one side of a genderized moral dilemma.) Haha. Everyone is capable of lying, and most would if it came down to saving their own ***. There is no moral dilemma there.

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Fri 09/21/12 07:04 AM
A safe way to establish the ratio would be to put all men on top, and all women on the bottom. For about three minutes. For my sake, please. That wouldn't work. Women are better on top anyhow

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Fri 09/21/12 07:33 PM Edited by wux on Fri 09/21/12 07:37 PM
A safe way to establish the ratio would be to put all men on top, and all women on the bottom. For about three minutes. For my sake, please. That wouldn't work. Women are better on top anyhow Whem you put your fencing sword in its sheeth, you push it DOWN, don't you? or when you put on your shoes, you don't raise your legs to let your feet dangle UP and cap it with your shoe form the top. Or.. or.. same with our pantihose. Or... what can I say... you do put your dump in the dumpster, you don't hold up the seven tonne iron dumpster up in the air with one of your arms, and stuff the garbage into it from the bottom with the rest of your arms. So there. Things that go IN are easier to do form the top. This should be the last lesson you learned today, so you can scurry off and put in that applicable thead that is going on now, if you so feel like. Much like when you need to plunge your toilet... you use the plunger from the TOP to go IN an DOWN. I challenge you to hold the toilet bowl above your head, and plunge it UP with the plunger to make the downgoables go down.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Fri 09/21/12 07:35 PM
I'm not sure about the ratio of men to women, but some of those that are willing to tell you Now are probably lying anyway. Ha! So you do admit that women are three times more likely to lie about ratios, than men!! So I was right, after all, when I said that women should lie about, and men must lie on top. (Retreats with the heady feeling of victory attained on one side of a genderized moral dilemma.) Haha. Everyone is capable of lying, and most would if it came down to saving their own ***. There is no moral dilemma there. For once you are right. And there is not many more good reasons to lie than to save your butt or your child's feelings. (Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus.) I did lie here. And only to make myself feel better. It was NOT the first time you were right. You are right almost all the time, even when I banter and challenge you.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 09/21/12 07:37 PM
I just wanna know who figured up these statistics. Lol I must say, this was the first question that popped into my head...Next thought was that it is all a waste of time. I don't care...Just like I don't see a reason why anyone should care that my profile is completely blank. we get to know u on here considering that I seldom if ever read profiles (as I get to know u one here....) maybe it's meant for us to be friends!!

Dulce44 Joined Fri 05/25/12 Posts: 34	Sat 09/22/12 05:59 AM
So what great secrets do you think they are all hiding? Illiteracy? They're aliens from outer space? Hey! I resemble that remark. At least you're not hiding it! lol

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 09/22/12 06:35 AM
Fyi: There are approximately 10,000 (male) "I'll Tell You Later" profiles on here- with and without pictures. But only 2,858 (female) "I’ll Tell You Later" profiles. So it seems, that more women than men are interested in telling you Now rather than Later. Just a thought. I love your bodacious statistics!

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sat 09/22/12 08:15 AM
I have many reasons...... I'll tell you......Later!!

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Sat 09/22/12 10:48 AM
I'm not sure about the ratio of men to women, but some of those that are willing to tell you Now are probably lying anyway. Ha! So you do admit that women are three times more likely to lie about ratios, than men!! So I was right, after all, when I said that women should lie about, and men must lie on top. (Retreats with the heady feeling of victory attained on one side of a genderized moral dilemma.) Haha. Everyone is capable of lying, and most would if it came down to saving their own ***. There is no moral dilemma there. For once you are right. And there is not many more good reasons to lie than to save your butt or your child's feelings. (Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus.) I did lie here. And only to make myself feel better. It was NOT the first time you were right. You are right almost all the time, even when I banter and challenge you. Awesome. I can rest well now, knowing you know I'm right (all of the time)