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Topic: I'll Tell You Later
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Wed 09/19/12 07:13 PM
Fyi: There are approximately 10,000 (male) "I'll Tell You Later" profiles on here- with and without pictures. But only 2,858 (female) "I’ll Tell You Later" profiles. So it seems, that more women than men are interested in telling you Now rather than Later. Just a thought. You must have been very bored in order to spend the time to count the number of that kind of profile. Yes, apparently I have no life. Haha. I find that difficult to believe, considering how outwardly attractive you are. If only I were ...err... I'll tell you later.

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Wed 09/19/12 07:20 PM
Fyi: There are approximately 10,000 (male) "I'll Tell You Later" profiles on here- with and without pictures. But only 2,858 (female) "I’ll Tell You Later" profiles. So it seems, that more women than men are interested in telling you Now rather than Later. Just a thought. You must have been very bored in order to spend the time to count the number of that kind of profile. Yes, apparently I have no life. Haha. I find that difficult to believe, considering how outwardly attractive you are. If only I were ...err... I'll tell you later. I rather you tell me Now. Lol. Underneath this facade lurks an alien. See, you're not alone!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Wed 09/19/12 07:24 PM
Fyi: There are approximately 10,000 (male) "I'll Tell You Later" profiles on here- with and without pictures. But only 2,858 (female) "I’ll Tell You Later" profiles. So it seems, that more women than men are interested in telling you Now rather than Later. Just a thought. You must have been very bored in order to spend the time to count the number of that kind of profile. Yes, apparently I have no life. Haha. I find that difficult to believe, considering how outwardly attractive you are. If only I were ...err... I'll tell you later. I rather you tell me Now. Lol. Underneath this facade lurks an alien. See, you're not alone! Well, whoever made your human guise is an artist.

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Wed 09/19/12 07:44 PM
Fyi: There are approximately 10,000 (male) "I'll Tell You Later" profiles on here- with and without pictures. But only 2,858 (female) "I’ll Tell You Later" profiles. So it seems, that more women than men are interested in telling you Now rather than Later. Just a thought. You must have been very bored in order to spend the time to count the number of that kind of profile. Yes, apparently I have no life. Haha. I find that difficult to believe, considering how outwardly attractive you are. If only I were ...err... I'll tell you later. I rather you tell me Now. Lol. Underneath this facade lurks an alien. See, you're not alone! Well, whoever made your human guise is an artist. Thank you. And what a charming picture of you. I'm considering taking off my mask one of these days

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Wed 09/19/12 07:57 PM
Fyi: There are approximately 10,000 (male) "I'll Tell You Later" profiles on here- with and without pictures. But only 2,858 (female) "I’ll Tell You Later" profiles. So it seems, that more women than men are interested in telling you Now rather than Later. Just a thought. What your observation tells me is this: 1. You are good at counting and keeping running totals. 2. You are good at keeping to a highly clerical job in its nature. 3. You are patient. ================ 4. If I hear of a well-paying job where women are paid big bucks to count form 1 to 10,000, then I'll be sure to let you know.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Wed 09/19/12 08:01 PM
So what great secrets do you think they are all hiding? Illiteracy? They are in prison and want to break it to us..slowly. So... men in prison... want to break out... but slowly... coz they remember... what the women are like... here, out, waiting for them. Yep. Makes sense. I can see that happen, without ever having been inside. A crack-addict friend of mine just got in (NO joke) for robbing a seven-eleven. He looks better than ever... the colour came back to his cheeks... he has a small pot belly (from food, not beer)... and he looks happy, not at all distressed. And his girfriend came to visit! One of them! At the same time that I was there! Just imagine what she must have felt like.

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Wed 09/19/12 08:06 PM
Fyi: There are approximately 10,000 (male) "I'll Tell You Later" profiles on here- with and without pictures. But only 2,858 (female) "I’ll Tell You Later" profiles. So it seems, that more women than men are interested in telling you Now rather than Later. Just a thought. What your observation tells me is this: 1. You are good at counting and keeping running totals. 2. You are good at keeping to a highly clerical job in its nature. 3. You are patient. ================ 4. If I hear of a well-paying job where women are paid big bucks to count form 1 to 10,000, then I'll be sure to let you know. Yes, please let me know

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Wed 09/19/12 08:07 PM
alot of it is because the choices of answers this website gives u dosent describe u at all so to keep from misleading u we just put tell u later...like my race...scottish/philipino, its not on there...my religion...not taking anysides but i do believe in god, not on there....things like that and plus we dont always know how to describe ourselves specially those who have been out of circulation so long...like i work and go to school and raise 3 kids, i have no time for anything, some days i feel like im just floating thru space, like just alive but not living...so instead of making ourselves look boring we either say nothing or lie...which one do u prefer? I agree. They don't ask men to put down their shoe size... so chicks won't know ahead of time how long the schlong is. or... girls are not required to put their measurements, so guys won't be able to tell their IQ. Or... guys are not asked if their belly is full of beer or food, girls are not asked if their heads are full of thought or air, guys are not asked if they are up to here with the current fiscal policy of the FEDs, and girls don't have to state how full of children they are inside. (Sources: pregnancy, innner child, etc., possibly.)

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Wed 09/19/12 08:12 PM Edited by wux on Wed 09/19/12 08:14 PM
Fyi: There are approximately 10,000 (male) "I'll Tell You Later" profiles on here- with and without pictures. But only 2,858 (female) "I’ll Tell You Later" profiles. This means that there are 10,000 guys on every website who have two sentences in their repertoire of things to say. (The yare called "two-sentence guys".) One sentence: "Ill tell you l8er." One other sentence: "Let's go."() They are holding back with the "action" words 'till there is a romantic opportunity in which they sound better than on a profile. ------------- Edit: () The more verbose ones say, "Let's go for it." Edit edit: And the more morose ones say, "Rnghh."

Tyler_B Joined Thu 08/30/12 Posts: 21	Wed 09/19/12 08:15 PM
I just wanna know who figured up these statistics. Lol It doesn't matter... 68.45% of all statistics are made up right on the spot.... <~~~~~~~ just like that one! lmao

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Wed 09/19/12 08:18 PM Edited by wux on Wed 09/19/12 08:22 PM
Mystery can be enticing, but not in this case ~ The 'I'll Tell You Later" crap is about as enticing as a picture-less profile that blows kisses or nudges you. Or...perhaps they are all illiterate aliens with bad gas, that are hiding the fact that they are in prison - buying time so they can come up with a good lie. And yes, it is sad Here you go, summarizing again. Bringing all desparate pieces of clay forms into a fine wall of woven tapestry. You are good at this, I have to admit. Aside from making rich men fall into sleep (by counting sheep for them), you could also bring some European and Artsie movies to the everyman, via your summarizing-like bringing the pieces together. So, in summary, you could get a job as: 1. A Geiger-counter 2. A geisha 3. A literary critic. They all pay very well, especially 3. (You just have to learn how to accept bribes from film studios. Then you swim in money.) ======================== Correction: "desparate" should read "disparate" up there. But now that I noticed the typo, it actually looks much better than it should, so I leave it.

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Wed 09/19/12 08:23 PM Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Wed 09/19/12 08:25 PM
Mystery can be enticing, but not in this case ~ The 'I'll Tell You Later" crap is about as enticing as a picture-less profile that blows kisses or nudges you. Or...perhaps they are all illiterate aliens with bad gas, that are hiding the fact that they are in prison - buying time so they can come up with a good lie. And yes, it is sad Here you go, summarizing again. Bringing all desparate pieces of clay forms into a fine wall of tapestry. You are good at this, I have to admit. Aside from making rich men fall into sleep (by counting sheep for them), you could also bring some European and Artsie movies to the everyman, via your summarizing-like bringing the pieces together. So, in summary, you could get a job as: 1. A geiger-counter 2. A geisha 3. A literary critic. They all pay very well, especially 3. (You just have to learn how to accept bribes from film studios. Then you swim in money.) ======================== Correction: "desparate" should read "disparate" up there. But now that I noticed the typo, it actually looks much better than it should, so I leave it. Very observant you are. Lol. And thanks for the tips. Ahhh... What would I do without your insightful comments and job tips?

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Wed 09/19/12 08:26 PM
What would I do without your insight comments and job tips? WARNING!!! UNCLEAN FREE ASSOCIATION AHEAD!! DISCLAIMER!! THIS IS NOT AT ALL PERSONAL, AND IT IS AIMED AT NOBODY IN PARTICULAR What did the prostitute say to the leper? "Keep the tip."

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Wed 09/19/12 08:29 PM
What would I do without your insight comments and job tips? WARNING!!! UNCLEAN FREE ASSOCIATION AHEAD!! DISCLAIMER!! THIS IS NOT AT ALL PERSONAL, AND IT IS AIMED AT NOBODY IN PARTICULAR What did the prostitute say to the leper? "Keep the tip." Disclaimer huh. Tell you what - I'll let that one slide.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Wed 09/19/12 08:36 PM Edited by wux on Wed 09/19/12 08:37 PM
What would I do without your insight comments and job tips? WARNING!!! UNCLEAN FREE ASSOCIATION AHEAD!! DISCLAIMER!! THIS IS NOT AT ALL PERSONAL, AND IT IS AIMED AT NOBODY IN PARTICULAR What did the prostitute say to the leper? "Keep the tip." Disclaimer huh. Tell you what - I'll let that one slide. A bitter medicine of love, they say.

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Thu 09/20/12 02:28 PM
Just remembered...............I need to.........go and add something.............to my profile ;)

anemail Joined Sat 07/28/07 Posts: 2092	Thu 09/20/12 09:08 PM
Fyi: There are approximately 10,000 (male) "I'll Tell You Later" profiles on here- with and without pictures. But only 2,858 (female) "I’ll Tell You Later" profiles. So it seems, that more women than men are interested in telling you Now rather than Later. Just a thought. Does this reflect the ratio of men to women at the site? I am not inclined to believe either gender is more likely to 'tell you later,' but I'll remain open to more evidence.

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Thu 09/20/12 10:34 PM
Fyi: There are approximately 10,000 (male) "I'll Tell You Later" profiles on here- with and without pictures. But only 2,858 (female) "I’ll Tell You Later" profiles. So it seems, that more women than men are interested in telling you Now rather than Later. Just a thought. Does this reflect the ratio of men to women at the site? I am not inclined to believe either gender is more likely to 'tell you later,' but I'll remain open to more evidence. I'm not sure about the ratio of men to women, but some of those that are willing to tell you Now are probably lying anyway.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 09/20/12 10:44 PM
Does this reflect the ratio of men to women at the site? I sure hope not. I would hate to get off the computer only to discover that I'm 5/7th male, and 2/7th female.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 09/20/12 10:47 PM
A safe way to establish the ratio would be to put all men on top, and all women on the bottom. For about three minutes. For my sake, please.