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Topic: Oops, sorry, urgent need.
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 08/31/12 06:18 AM
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he needed to use the restroom in the worst way, so he hurried to find the men's room. He searched in vain for the bathrooms, but he finally found a beautiful fountain with foliage. Since nobody was watching and his need was becoming more urgent, he decided to relieve himself right there. When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had already begun. He searched in the dark until he found his wife. "Did I miss much of the second act?" he asked. "Miss it?" she said indignantly. "You were in it!"

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lol

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Lol

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Nice 1 dude!

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