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WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Atitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
*Women ~ Pantieless.
Everything is becoming LESS! But, still our hopes are ~ Endless.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" andApril fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORETIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF ANDSTICK IT UP YOUR A*S!"
The Teacher fainted

Mother:- my son must obey me
unless he didn't suck my breast 4
1yr,
wife:- he sucks mine now and
sucked it for more then 5yr and is
still sucking,
Mother:- I carried him for nine
months.
Wife:- he was only 3.5kg then, so
what's the big deal? I carry him
every night and he is 85kg now.
Mother.:- he passed between my
legs.
Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed
there once, he stays in-between
my legs like everyday.
Plss,WHO OWNS A MAN???

Which one these
things, that i list here will be
painful, if you lose it and why?
(A) Phone
(B) Virginity
(C) Teeth
(D) Cash
(F) Girlfriend or boyfriend[break
up]
(G) Precious jewellery given to u by your
late Parents.

Which one these
things, that i list here will be
painful, if you lose it and why?
(A) Phone
(B) Virginity
(C) Teeth
(D) Cash
(F) Girlfriend or boyfriend[break
up]
(G) Precious jewellery given to u by your
late Parents.

Nice 1 dude!! But if dey catch u!!

Nice 1 dude!

love and sex. Money is just tool to survive......

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