This is meant all in fun and by the way, I love north Texas (men especially)!!! (Just cause north is closer to me than any other part of the state!) So you know who you are, look at my profile, wink wink!!!!

Subject : Texan Humor

The owner of a golf course in Lufkin was confused
about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help. He called
her into his office and said, "You graduated from The
University of Texas and I
need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus
14%, how much would
you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then
replied, "Everything but my
earrings."
You gotta love those East Texas women.

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A group of Tyler friends went deer hunting and paired
off in twos for the
day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the
others asked. "Henry
had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back
up the trail," the
successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out
there and carried the deer
back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the
hunter. "But I figured no one is
going to steal Henry!"

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A senior at Texas A&M was overheard saying.. "When
the end of the
world comes, I hope to be in East Texas. When asked
why, he replied he'd
rather be in East Texas because everything happens in

East Texas 20 years later than in the rest of the
civilized world.

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The young man from Texas A&M came running into the
store and said to his
buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck
from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young man
answered, "I
couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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NEWS FLASH! -Brian/College Station's worst disaster !
occurred when a small
two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Texas A&M
students,
crashed into a cemetery earlier today.

Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies
so far and expect

the number to climb as digging continues into the
evening.

The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the
recovery efforts.

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A Texas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-20.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

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A man in Tyler had a flat tire, pulled off on the
side of the road, and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the
car and one behind
it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so
curious

he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow
what
the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire"
The passerby asked,
"But what's with the flowers?" The man responded,
"When you break down they
tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the
back! I never did
understand it either."



SumthinGood4u

Gotta love ole texas!

Cute.