Topic: Compatiable Sleeping Habits...
bastet126's photo
Fri 08/17/12 07:32 PM

Apparently, I snore.....but, my woman rolls me onto my side and I stop breathing...problem solved.

Apparently, I talk in my sleep....alot....that one just creeps me out...cause no one has ever told me what I said ...just that I talk...alot.

Apparently, I fart. Sorry....ain't a damned thing I can do about it...If I was awake, I would have the common courtesy to blame the dog.

I wake myself up too early with a raging hard on that could jack up my car...anyone in the same bed just better expect it.




something tells me that because of 1 of these, soufie will overlook the other 3 :)~

krupa's photo
Fri 08/17/12 07:34 PM


Apparently, I snore.....but, my woman rolls me onto my side and I stop breathing...problem solved.

Apparently, I talk in my sleep....alot....that one just creeps me out...cause no one has ever told me what I said ...just that I talk...alot.

Apparently, I fart. Sorry....ain't a damned thing I can do about it...If I was awake, I would have the common courtesy to blame the dog.

I wake myself up too early with a raging hard on that could jack up my car...anyone in the same bed just better expect it.




Are you sure your not related to my man noway


Are you humping my brother or my Dad?...cause I ain't saying "no"...just sayig that "I ain't sure".


ask your old man if he knows Kirby Krupa.....if not, we ain't related....just great examples of men.

:)

soufiehere's photo
Fri 08/17/12 07:36 PM


..I wake myself up too early with a raging
hard on that could jack up my car...anyone
in the same bed just better expect it.

something tells me that because of 1 of these,
soufie will overlook the other 3 :)~

I have had a flat..

bastet126's photo
Fri 08/17/12 07:47 PM



..I wake myself up too early with a raging
hard on that could jack up my car...anyone
in the same bed just better expect it.

something tells me that because of 1 of these,
soufie will overlook the other 3 :)~

I have had a flat..


hahaha!! ((counting hours yet?)) !!


and to answer the question, must like to snuggle and then
space to r.e.m. and then back to snuggle at sun up :)

krupa's photo
Sat 08/18/12 07:30 AM
Uhhhhhh..that is what your pillow is for.

no photo
Sat 08/18/12 07:45 AM



..I wake myself up too early with a raging
hard on that could jack up my car...anyone
in the same bed just better expect it.

something tells me that because of 1 of these,
soufie will overlook the other 3 :)~

I have had a flat..


Hahahaha! I'll NEVER believe you can have a flat!

soufiehere's photo
Sat 08/18/12 08:49 AM

Hahahaha! I'll NEVER believe you can have a flat!

hahaha
If I have to be flat to get jacked up, I will do it!
And bastet, I have been counting hours for 2 years :-)

msmyka's photo
Sat 08/18/12 11:33 AM
First of all I've slept on a sleep number bed before and it's just an expensive blow up mattress... no bueno.

Secondly I toss and turn and wake up several times a night on my own... if there's someone else in the bed doing the same thing sleep will elude me entirely.

I don't think it's imperative to sleep together in a relationship as much as it is more physically important to get a good night's sleep.

krupa's photo
Sat 08/18/12 11:46 AM
Yep...I installed Mom n Dad's $4,000 "Sleep Number"...what a joke. 2 blow up mattresses attatched to a aquarium pump with two tethered remotes. Doubt it cost $15 to manufacture. Flimsiest crap I seen.

But, Mom said..."On the commercial, everyone loved it..."

Seriously.

Sooooo....if I am interpretting Myka's last statement right....after sex ..go to your own bed.

Got my vote!

:)

wux's photo
Sat 08/18/12 03:17 PM
Edited by wux on Sat 08/18/12 03:20 PM
I had the ideation when I dated this really beautiful and sweet-smelling beauty, a Canadian born sweetheart, that I must give it to her in the outdoor. She wouldn't hear of it. But every time that I would wake up at five in the morning, beside her, I would start think what it would be like... and I'd drive myself nuts with the thoughts. Each and every time that this happened, (three times in our twenty-years long 'ship), I would eventually convince myself, in the dusk of the dawn, that I could do it without waking her up. And then I would proceed with Plan A.

She would say in a sleepy voice, before turning around, and foiling all plans that men and mice had made, "you are digging the wrong tunnel" or "are you trying to be funny", or "I am awake and I know exactly what's on your mind." Then we would laugh and either go back to sleep, or take turns in the washroom and go at it after the break. We were both the true descendants of the Bladder people of the planet Zeppelin, with huuuuuge bags in our abdomens that could store water for a ten-thousand light year long travel. In the off season, we smuggled booze into Saudi work camps for British nurses and programmers, using them as transport chambers.

Going south... deep south, again. (Kahurangi, and Loverwoman7, both of which ladies I adore, and adore deeply -> make no mistake, anyobody.)

wux's photo
Sat 08/18/12 03:18 PM



..I wake myself up too early with a raging
hard on that could jack up my car...anyone
in the same bed just better expect it.

something tells me that because of 1 of these,
soufie will overlook the other 3 :)~

I have had a flat..


My sister-in-law apparently has two of those... and it is rumoured that she is too shy to get them reinflated.

no photo
Sat 08/18/12 03:34 PM

First of all I've slept on a sleep number bed before and it's just an expensive blow up mattress... no bueno.

Secondly I toss and turn and wake up several times a night on my own... if there's someone else in the bed doing the same thing sleep will elude me entirely.

I don't think it's imperative to sleep together in a relationship as much as it is more physically important to get a good night's sleep.


Bunk beds!

wux's photo
Sat 08/18/12 08:33 PM


First of all I've slept on a sleep number bed before and it's just an expensive blow up mattress... no bueno.

Secondly I toss and turn and wake up several times a night on my own... if there's someone else in the bed doing the same thing sleep will elude me entirely.

I don't think it's imperative to sleep together in a relationship as much as it is more physically important to get a good night's sleep.


Bunk beds!

One of the two designated as a bonk bed!!

PacificStar48's photo
Sat 08/18/12 09:02 PM
OMG Wux made me laugh so hard I about fell out of the bed! TOOOOO funny.

msmyka's photo
Sat 08/18/12 10:06 PM

Yep...I installed Mom n Dad's $4,000 "Sleep Number"...what a joke. 2 blow up mattresses attatched to a aquarium pump with two tethered remotes. Doubt it cost $15 to manufacture. Flimsiest crap I seen.

But, Mom said..."On the commercial, everyone loved it..."

Seriously.

Sooooo....if I am interpretting Myka's last statement right....after sex ..go to your own bed.

Got my vote!

:)


Yep, that about sums it up. I'm just a light sleeper anyway so farts, snoring and any movement will keep me up all night.

wux's photo
Sun 08/19/12 09:16 AM

OMG Wux made me laugh so hard I about fell out of the bed! TOOOOO funny.


You sleep in the bottom bunk, you hear? You won't fall so far down. I don't want to listen all night long to this, "haha, bunk, ouch, haha, bunk, ouch."

navygirl's photo
Mon 08/20/12 03:25 PM


Yep...I installed Mom n Dad's $4,000 "Sleep Number"...what a joke. 2 blow up mattresses attatched to a aquarium pump with two tethered remotes. Doubt it cost $15 to manufacture. Flimsiest crap I seen.

But, Mom said..."On the commercial, everyone loved it..."

Seriously.

Sooooo....if I am interpretting Myka's last statement right....after sex ..go to your own bed.

Got my vote!

:)


Yep, that about sums it up. I'm just a light sleeper anyway so farts, snoring and any movement will keep me up all night.


You know I am the same way as you. I am a light sleeper too and I wake up when someone walks in front of my house; yet my bedroom is at the back of the house.

Simonedemidova's photo
Mon 08/20/12 03:59 PM
Edited by Simonedemidova on Mon 08/20/12 04:00 PM
I am usually so tired when I finally get a chance to rest that I would probably sleep through a tornado, so I have no issues, unless they steal covers in the winter, then I would get mad. grumble

no photo
Tue 08/21/12 07:50 AM


Yep...I installed Mom n Dad's $4,000 "Sleep Number"...what a joke. 2 blow up mattresses attatched to a aquarium pump with two tethered remotes. Doubt it cost $15 to manufacture. Flimsiest crap I seen.

But, Mom said..."On the commercial, everyone loved it..."

Seriously.

Sooooo....if I am interpretting Myka's last statement right....after sex ..go to your own bed.

Got my vote!

:)


Yep, that about sums it up. I'm just a light sleeper anyway so farts, snoring and any movement will keep me up all night.


PHEWF! Thank goodness I don't fart bigsmile

krupa's photo
Tue 08/21/12 03:48 PM
Liar...Canadians fart....
Ya'lls stuff smell like flapjacks with maple syrup and moose squeezings.