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Topic: Female body language
Riding_Dubz's photo
Sat 08/04/12 01:06 PM
So i've been reading this interesting article in my mens health magazine about woman's body language and was wondering if you ladies agree with what it says,..

If she pushes her fingers through her hair, she is looking to get your attention. The way she touches her hair is also very important. It tells you information about her temperament. If she does it slowly, you have encountered a cunning expert of the art of love. Quick, nervy movements disclose impatience or embarrassment.

If she touches the edge of the glass with her fingers, Freudian psychologists often interpret it as a sexual sign. This theory is supported by the women themselves, who claim that they deliberately pet the glass, in order to call the chosen man’s attention upon themselves. Elegant, caressing movement is a sign of intrinsic calmness, self-control and waiting, so sit by her. Her beating a rhythm on the glass with her nails is a sign of impatience or a broad hint of SOS, which she’s sending to her boyfriend, who is fighting for another Bailey’s at the bar.

If a woman wets her lips quite frequently, it’s either out of habit or desire to get you to pay attention to her lips and sooner or later kiss her.

When a woman is biting her lips, do not interrupt her – everything’s alright. But sometimes, when she’s biting them, you may assume that she’s nervous. Why? Perhaps you are staring at her too inquisitively, or she is subtly flirting with you.

Eye the eyes. According to famous experts of the topic and authors of cheap romantic stories, the fast movement of the eye-lashes is the sign of women who like to conquer men of their own accord. Besides, they are emancipated, who like to take over the duty of initiation. They aren’t waiting for your jokes and wide smile. They undertake to initiate. The only problem with such ladies is that not all of them will enjoy herself in the role of the doped out game. But if you don’t mind losing the role of the hunter, swallow the bait. Also, note her pupils. Basic biology tells us that when we like something (or someone) our pupils expand (dilate). When we don't like something, they contract. If her pupils are big, it may be a sign that she likes you, or likes what you're saying. On the other hand, if her pupils are small and pointed, it may be a bad sign. However, this method isn't foolproof. If it is really bright outside pupils contract naturally, regardless and if you are somewhere darker, they naturally dilate.

Check out the legs. Researchers of body language emphasize that when a woman frequently crosses her legs or let them swing, is also a sexually charged movement. The strongest of all these movements is when she opens her legs without meaning it. It’s a classical Freudian opening symbol. A contrary sign to this is when she puts her legs together.

Look at her feet. If her feet are pointed at you, this means she is interested in you. But, if not, tell her something that will catch her attention.

Yay nay ? input ?! true false?

Teri11215's photo
Sat 08/04/12 09:56 PM
The best I could tell you is don't believe everything you read. Who wrote this book? A man? I don't think women's body language equates to anything you put up here, unless your a club, or bar. Under normal circumstances, most of the time it is, what it is.

I hope that makes sense to you.

Good luck to you. Maybe some other woman can help you better than I can.

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Sat 08/04/12 11:00 PM
Edited by red_lace on Sat 08/04/12 11:04 PM
If she pushes her fingers through her hair, she is looking to get your attention.


Or she can't see anything with her bangs in front of her eyes.

If she touches the edge of the glass with her fingers, Freudian psychologists often interpret it as a sexual sign.


Or she is trying to remove that semblance of unidentified goo that wasn't removed by the dishwasher.

If a woman wets her lips quite frequently, it’s either out of habit or desire to get you to pay attention to her lips and sooner or later kiss her.


Or she may be out of Chapstick.

When a woman is biting her lips, do not interrupt her – everything’s alright. But sometimes, when she’s biting them, you may assume that she’s nervous. Why? Perhaps you are staring at her too inquisitively, or she is subtly flirting with you.


Or she may be experiencing a nasty case of exploding diarrhea and the bloody loo is occupied.

Eye the eyes. According to famous experts of the topic and authors of cheap romantic stories, the fast movement of the eye-lashes is the sign of women who like to conquer men of their own accord.


Two words: Focal Dystonia.

Check out the legs. Researchers of body language emphasize that when a woman frequently crosses her legs or let them swing, is also a sexually charged movement.


Or she may be a he and the balls are getting in the way.

Look at her feet. If her feet are pointed at you, this means she is interested in you. But, if not, tell her something that will catch her attention.


Or you're directly in front of her. Not all humans can turn their feet a hundred and eighty degrees just to avoid pointing them at you.

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 08/04/12 11:10 PM
I tried to read a woman's body language once.
She slapped me, because I was trying to read her like I was reading braille.

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Sun 08/05/12 12:18 AM
:wink: :wink: :wink: I think its true !!!!

josie68's photo
Sun 08/05/12 12:55 AM

If she pushes her fingers through her hair, she is looking to get your attention.


My fringe is typically in my eyes, I either blow it out of them or run my fingers through it. It would matter if I had a mob of sheep in front of me or a man, I still wouldn't be trying to get their attention. If I wan't attention I straight out talk to the person.

If she touches the edge of the glass with her fingers, Freudian psychologists often interpret it as a sexual sign.


Nope, I tap on my glass, normally because I don't like to sit still and do nothing, if I'm not tapping the glass I will be tapping the table.

If a woman wets her lips quite frequently, it’s either out of habit or desire to get you to pay attention to her lips and sooner or later kiss her.


Nope, it would be from to much sun.

When a woman is biting her lips, do not interrupt her – everything’s alright. But sometimes, when she’s biting them, you may assume that she’s nervous. Why? Perhaps you are staring at her too inquisitively, or she is subtly flirting with you.


I bite my lips when I am thinking, so if I was biting them, I am probably bored and trying to work out a way to escape.

Eye the eyes. According to famous experts of the topic and authors of cheap romantic stories, the fast movement of the eye-lashes is the sign of women who like to conquer men of their own accord.


rofl rofl rofl rofl Or I have dust in them.

Check out the legs. Researchers of body language emphasize that when a woman frequently crosses her legs or let them swing, is also a sexually charged movement.


Ok if I am swinging my lips i am bored or have had to sit to long,

Look at her feet. If her feet are pointed at you, this means she is interested in you. But, if not, tell her something that will catch her attention.


Pleae tell me you are Joking, my feet always point in the same direction.

Honestly perhaps some women may do this, but really where I live, I think the men would have no idea what you where up to, if you lick your lips you have been in the sun to long, if you flutter your eyes, you probably have something in them, If you sit with your legs open you are probably a man.
We are pretty much simple bush people and if you like someone you say so what you see is what you get.

Ko ro na na 's photo
Sun 08/05/12 02:40 AM
.it may b
.bt not always
.nd dont try to read women's body in the subway

s1owhand's photo
Sun 08/05/12 03:55 AM
Edited by s1owhand on Sun 08/05/12 03:58 AM
If she suddenly gets very warm in the small of her back and pulls her head and shoulders back it means she likes you likes you!

If she digs her nails into your arms it could go either way.

drinker

waving

Hey Dubz. All joking aside - there's a lot in body language.

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Sun 08/05/12 07:32 AM

If she pushes her fingers through her hair, she is looking to get your attention.


Or she can't see anything with her bangs in front of her eyes.

If she touches the edge of the glass with her fingers, Freudian psychologists often interpret it as a sexual sign.


Or she is trying to remove that semblance of unidentified goo that wasn't removed by the dishwasher.

If a woman wets her lips quite frequently, it’s either out of habit or desire to get you to pay attention to her lips and sooner or later kiss her.


Or she may be out of Chapstick.

When a woman is biting her lips, do not interrupt her – everything’s alright. But sometimes, when she’s biting them, you may assume that she’s nervous. Why? Perhaps you are staring at her too inquisitively, or she is subtly flirting with you.


Or she may be experiencing a nasty case of exploding diarrhea and the bloody loo is occupied.

Eye the eyes. According to famous experts of the topic and authors of cheap romantic stories, the fast movement of the eye-lashes is the sign of women who like to conquer men of their own accord.


Two words: Focal Dystonia.

Check out the legs. Researchers of body language emphasize that when a woman frequently crosses her legs or let them swing, is also a sexually charged movement.


Or she may be a he and the balls are getting in the way.

Look at her feet. If her feet are pointed at you, this means she is interested in you. But, if not, tell her something that will catch her attention.


Or you're directly in front of her. Not all humans can turn their feet a hundred and eighty degrees just to avoid pointing them at you.


And when you gave me the finger, you were really saying I was numawon!

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Sun 08/05/12 07:39 AM
Edited by red_lace on Sun 08/05/12 08:08 AM

And when you gave me the finger, you were really saying I was numawon!


Be grateful.

Riding_Dubz's photo
Sun 08/05/12 02:57 PM
s1 drinker drinker hello mate,...

and i think your all wrong ive seen the movie hitch lmao laugh

krupa's photo
Sun 08/05/12 03:22 PM
Naw Dude....that was probably written by some cow that ain't got laid in years....sure it sounds good in theory....the reality is, that is crap.

When a woman jumps on your stuff like an Acupulco cliff diver on meth/GHB and Spanish Fly...you are probably gonna get ya some.

If you are gonna hang up on every nuance of every woman and trying to please her in pursuit of an equal happiness....you are only screwing yourself. (equality is a friggen fairy tale)

The only chicks and dudes who will argue the point are the same ones who are trying to rationalize to themselves why they ain't getting laid.

Bigblackxxx's photo
Sun 08/05/12 03:36 PM
For me, I'd like to think every lady is different but i'd still think the most accurate messages are in d eyes :-) Many unspoken words get expressed in the depth of a loving glance! Ask me to define it? I'd say i don't know how! All i know is that if you're able to send ur messages through ur eyes, she also has hers there for you, it is just left for u to get to read them right :-)

veevee6's photo
Sun 08/05/12 05:14 PM
hmm.. don't think so much.

galendgirl's photo
Sun 08/05/12 05:16 PM
I'm usually just concentrating on not spilling my drink, tripping over my own feet or letting anything too shocking slip directly from my brain to my mouth (no filter.) If you can figure anything else out from my body language, feel free to interpret at will!

Simonedemidova's photo
Sun 08/05/12 05:40 PM
sounds like a bunch of bologna, If i touch my hair, im fixing it. Its probably windblown. I lick my lips when they feel dry. I usually dont rub my glass ever I pick it up because I am thirsty.

I dont wear fake eyelashes. i do however wear mascara sometimes and my eyeliner is tattooed because my eyes are smaller and very light. I think if a girl is flirting they may giggle, smile, bat their eyelashes perhaps...all that other stuff I doubt.

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Sun 08/05/12 06:12 PM
Its easier to read when their.....


Neekerd!!!!!

devil

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Sun 08/05/12 06:22 PM
maybe the hair thing is true, the rest i don't think so.

louisebecky's photo
Sun 08/05/12 06:28 PM
pretty much is true but that goes to show how much a man watches a woman,

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Sun 08/05/12 09:58 PM
rofl I'd better make sure not to do any of those things listed, just incase a guy interprets it the wrong way.

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