Yeah, they do....but they can find it anywhere, on any site really. Then there are the ones who say they are looking for relationships, because they think the other person will give it up if they are led to believe it is more then sex. Some people are just good at saying what they think you want to hear. It's a game to them, one that should be outgrown, but oh well. It is what it is. Sometimes you get lucky, and find someone special, it does happen!

I think they call them dating sites because if they did not, the morality quad or squad would come down on them like a fly swatter on some flies basking on a piece of fresh tvrd in the sun.

I mean, some people call F making love, some people call c a hole, some people call s oral sex, some people call s feces, some people call j semen, some people call 69 their birthyear.

This last one is a bit stretching it, like your stomach walls and skin do during pregnancy, because you can't induce pregnancy to end in a birthyear when you practice 69.

(IMPORTANT: Shandi, please don't take offence, I am not at all aiming to insult you or belittle you; it's just my irreverent sense of humour, expressed however with no intention to hurt anyone, much less you personally.)

Well, you are almost right there with the truth, but truth is, a body also needs to look good.

Frinstance, I pride myself with the ability to say the right thing at the right time, but I am short, fat, pudgy, and therefore I have been celibate (unwillingly) for fourteen years.

So... I'll take anything now, and still can't. I would even do 69, if that's what it takes, and if that was the last resort.

They don't work. The girls are either extremely fat, or extremely unbecoming, or else they want money. They are also far and few between. (By physical location.) Most members are heterosexual males, middle aged, fat, and generally they sweat too much.

The sexual encounters are less than meaningless... on one hand they don't happen, on the other hand, you have to rely on your own hand.

The so-called 'hook-up' sites have a ton more to do with hiccups than with hook-ups.

Yes. They even try at work, at the zoo, in cinemas when it's dark, in lottery kiosks, in bus shelters, in doctor's waiting offices. During police investigations, during watching a tv show, in the voting booth, during skipping rope, during sitting bull, during serving as a juror, at the grocery store, at lampposts, at dog shelters, at the church office during photocopying, at football games, during Babptism. Some get shot out into outer space, coz they want to try it there.

In fact, the meaning of life for a pervert, at its ultimate, is to fall in love with a girl, marry her, support her for a lifetime, and make slingshots out of the elastics he takes from her undies.

Well, when the needle pricks you in your mouth, you know you've found it.

The trick for Sixty-niners is to find a boyfriend who is incredibly little endowed. And a girlfriend who is frigid, and she's willing to do 6 alone, without the guy doing the 9 at the same time. (I hate doing it too. What a disgusting way of expressing your love and devotion to your dearly beloved.)

Get your date of birth officially changed. They do that at city hall, for a fee, same office where you change your name officially.

Sometimes they may feel like they're ready to throw in the towel in their current relationship, but then they realise they haven't got the guts to leave like they first thought. Or they decide they never want to leave. Yet at the same time, they don't know how to get out of their relationship dilemma's, so they seek out a play thing, just for reassurance that there may still be a woman who cares. Whereas, it only adds to their current problems. They still want sex. Hence they looking for a fwb or something not so serious. If the woman at home ain't giving him what he wants. I think both genders are capable of doing this. Not one more than the other me thinks :)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this!!! I don't believe everyone has "their lifetime partner" either. It's hit or miss, or it's the way it's "suppose to be" for that said person. Three of my relatives that have passed away never had kids, dated, or married..so I know that "everyone has their person" is BS.

Hey, just because I made a boyband parody video, doesn't mean such things! . This has to be the first time I've ever been called a male. . I must admit though, it's quite refreshing.

all in all, can't help the year, but have changed my year cause my parents made a mistake with the year i was born, which was 1968...
And having 7 kids n raising them on my own, well do i need to explain any more.... No time for anything or luxury...
But this has turned out to be good reading of ppl's opinions..

Yeah, it's good, innit. Wait until someone takes your shlong and puts it in his or her mouth. You'd never have thought it's such huge fun!! Plus, you get to pee standing up from now on, and not have to worry about pregnancy any more.

And I don't want to tell you... but the penultimate joy in life... which women can never feel, is buying... and hooking up... your very first battery charger for the car.


Brrr... the mere thought still sends shivers down my spine.

Sites are what we choose to make them.

Just because someone is on here looking for sex in an nsa relationship doesn't mean that they are perverted. There are lots of lonely people out there that are caught in marriages that while work will in almost every way, sex goes out the window because of kids, jobs, life, stress, inability to have kids, daily routines, etc, etc. They are not interested in leaving their spouse because of so many reasons but are also not able to give up on human touch and excitement. It is hard to meet someone who might be in the same situation as they are, so they turn to online dating sites. If you are not interested and have it posted clearly on your profile, then you should not have to be bothered by them, but lots of men and women look for this.

If someone's interested in really knowing, I'd explain it to them, if they've assumed it's the sex referral, and don't want to hear, then I wouldn't even try. You really don't have to explain anything to anyone you don't want too.

They only got skanks over there!!!

Funny how hard it is for people to link up with suitable companions, even on the same site. The computer cannot read your mind.

Your young. Don't you have friends you can go out with? I'm glad when I was young, we didn't have computers to keep us occupied. We went out and really mingled. Now I do use the computer a lot, but I make equal time to go out and enjoy being with my friends also.


Good luck to you. Also, be careful.

Yeah, it's good, innit. Wait until someone takes your shlong and puts it in his or her mouth. You'd never have thought it's such huge fun!! Plus, you get to pee standing up from now on, and not have to worry about pregnancy any more.

And I don't want to tell you... but the penultimate joy in life... which women can never feel, is buying... and hooking up... your very first battery charger for the car.


Brrr... the mere thought still sends shivers down my spine.

Those sites are already full. Now they just spill over everywhere.