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Topic: HOW TO PROPOSE A MATURE LADY
red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Sat 08/04/12 11:13 AM
in my neighbor, i have a lady. i want to flirt with her.she is a 40 year old. i want to kiss that divorcee lady Read this slowly.. very slowly.. take it literally.. then read it fast. Try to keep one eyebrow raised the whole time. Don't smile. You can't do it. I can't. The excessive use of smileys alone are giving me a headache.

Scotti71 Joined Fri 07/13/12 Posts: 173	Sat 08/04/12 11:41 AM
i think it is too difficult to get a mature lady because she will sees you as a child. I don't think that's the problem Hahaha,nice one

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sat 08/04/12 06:02 PM
She's a neighbour? Wouldn't you feel kinda married to her already? Given that neighbours can feel a bit too close for comfort, at times. Even a tad suffocating. They can feel just like friends or family. If she lives as near as over the road from you, I'm guessing that will feel like you're already living with her.

blueeyes2000 Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 1517	Sat 08/04/12 06:10 PM
Well, I tried to read it really fast, it sounded like I'm my neighbor, and a bunch of babbling,lol

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sat 08/04/12 06:26 PM
Well, I tried to read it really fast, it sounded like I'm my neighbor, and a bunch of babbling,lol I may need to read it again. Then again. And again.

gaurav_malik Joined Wed 05/25/11 Posts: 242	Tue 08/07/12 02:50 AM
^^^^lol^^^^ wow that was fast, figured he'd be moving in tomorrow.. Oh no, I don't think I can handle him, he's too much of a stud,lol you just hurted me blue eyes. i wish i coud i kiss you on your lips. so that you coud understand my feelings

gaurav_malik Joined Wed 05/25/11 Posts: 242	Tue 08/07/12 02:59 AM
in my neighbor, i have a lady. i want to flirt with her.she is a 40 year old. i want to kiss that divorcee lady Read this slowly.. very slowly.. take it literally.. then read it fast. Try to keep one eyebrow raised the whole time. Don't smile. You can't do it. ya bro i know i have a problem in engish grammer. but i am making it good day by day

gaurav_malik Joined Wed 05/25/11 Posts: 242	Wed 08/08/12 01:48 AM


beauty314 Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 1709	Wed 08/08/12 11:30 PM
Bring her a bouquet of smileys and a half-eaten box of smileys and see where it goes from there....

gaurav_malik Joined Wed 05/25/11 Posts: 242	Thu 08/09/12 03:06 AM
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iRule0910 Joined Sat 08/11/12 Posts: 1	Sat 08/11/12 03:34 AM
I have a married lady staying up in my apartment two stores above my flat... She is 100% nit satisfied with her husband physicalky because her husband is security gaurd.. Though she is not a good looking bomb but have drawn my attention on her... Problem is she is not open and does.not speak to me ... Guys I want to develop a relation with her everytym I see her passing by I go crazy... Suggest me something pls yarr.. We.both stay in virar ..

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 08/11/12 06:39 AM
I don't think that's the problem hahahaha Now you've done it :-) Soufie... is there a way of voting a post off the premises? By communal interference. I really think that would be a good idea to start on this site. I mean, we must tolerate: - the obnoxious - the immature - the humourless - the imbecilic and - the ambitiously horny, but all in the same one post AND at the same time AND in the same respect is too much in my books.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 08/11/12 06:52 AM
You want to propose and you haven't even really flirted? There are plenty of older women interested in younger guys. I had regular relations with a 40 year old when I was 25 I think the OP is not clear of the subtle difference between "propose" and "proposition". Both are verbs. There is also the "suppose" and "suppository", and the "depose" and "depository"; "response" and "responsibility", "invise" and "invisitibility", "insip()" and "insipidity". () as in "he sipped in from the small glass of the vodka slowly but surely."

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 08/11/12 06:57 AM
Try this: oral sex can cure morning sickness!

Median Joined Thu 07/12/12 Posts: 36	Sat 08/11/12 09:23 AM
Try this: oral sex can cure morning sickness! Someone posted the same thing on my Facebook today. And to the guy that started this thread.. grow up!

Median Joined Thu 07/12/12 Posts: 36	Sat 08/11/12 09:24 AM
I'm just wondering if the dude has learning disabilities or something...

funches Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 12948	Sat 08/11/12 12:50 PM
i think it is too difficult to get a mature lady because she will sees you as a child. place a monocle in your eye an ascot around your neck a tobacco pipe in the side of your mouth and invite her out for tea

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 08/11/12 01:09 PM
i think it is too difficult to get a mature lady because she will sees you as a child. place a monocle in your eye an ascot around your neck a tobacco pipe in the side of your mouth and invite her out for tea What's an ascot? A derby? And if he is from Scotland, does he still have to wear a Scott around his neck?

funches Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 12948	Sat 08/11/12 01:12 PM
i think it is too difficult to get a mature lady because she will sees you as a child. place a monocle in your eye an ascot around your neck a tobacco pipe in the side of your mouth and invite her out for tea What's an ascot? A derby? And if he is from Scotland, does he still have to wear a Scott around his neck? an ascot is like a tie ...if he's from Scotland he has to wear a skirt ...oops I meant a kilt around his waist

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sat 08/11/12 01:36 PM
Are you still deciding, OP? Weddings are expensive. Always damn are. Just saying. As long as you can afford it, you is safe, bro.