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BREAKING NEWS: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th: Velcro stars available at most post offices.
Congress today passed a bipartisan bill requiring Americans to add Israel’s Star of David to the U.S. flag for the week of July 4th. Rep. Hugh Llewellyn III (R-Alabama) and Sen. Dale Wentworth (D-New Jersey) introduced the legislation during a special session. From the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, Sen. Wentworth told reporters: “This act is to symbolize our unconditional support of the great nation of Israel, and recognizes that in many ways, Israel is already America’s 51st state. Thanks to our foreign aid, Israel’s per capita income rivals our own.” Both Congressmen recently received $25 million in contributions from the Friends of Zionism (FIZ). In response to reporters’ questions, Rep. Llewellyn replied that, unlike the $15 million Presidential candidate Gingrich received from Sheldon Adelson, his money had no strings attached. GOP nominee Mitt Romney quickly placed calls both to Prime Minister Netanyahu and Sheldon Adelson to express his “deep and profound pleasure” at the bill’s passage. In an address to the Iowa Jewish Farmers Association, Romney added, “A bottle rocket falling into an Israeli corn field is a rocket into an American corn field, and we agree that it is an act of war. War with a silver lining.” Citizens who own American flags should proceed to their nearest Post Office to receive their free Star of David patch, which includes a convenient flag-ready VELCRO® backing. Israeli officials have made no comment on the Congressmens’ bill, except to say that the Star of David should be placed above the flag’s other fifty stars. |
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lol
whats sad is some people will think this is genuine and real news,,,lol |
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It is not sad. It's hilarious!!!
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These kinds of posts should be in the jokes forum.
It needs to be moved. |
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alleoops,
You should be ashamed of yourself. Gullible people are already promoting enough balderdash here without you giving them another false story to run with. Couldn't you at least find a phony You Tube video to go along with your OP. 
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These kinds of posts should be in the jokes forum. It needs to be moved.  Promoting a double standard, eh?
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Hummm guess some should google first not sure on the source but I found this...
http://usmediaandisrael.com/?p=475 Do I believe this NOT .....therefore since I did find a link the thread will remain. That is till I find out if this is just a Political joke site or not. Sorry I'm not into Political issues so I have asked Admin to give me some feed back. If at that time it should be taking out of the Political Forums then it will be. Site Mod Kristi |
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It is satire. Not real news.
I guess I just won't bother to read any threads started by allyoops any more. From the site: My name is David Morris and I’m a U.S. citizen dedicated to promoting an informed public discussion on the US relationship to Israel. My articles include real news and satire. He does have a great sense of humor though. It actually says a hell of a lot.
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What?
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Wed 06/27/12 05:54 PM
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What?
If you don't really know, keep posting that stuff. He is actually making fun of how Israel has taken over this country. (Which is what I've been telling you all along.) Its SATIRE.
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Wed 06/27/12 06:04 PM
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Both Congressmen recently received $25 million in contributions from the Friends of Zionism (FIZ).
25 million dollars from "friends of Zionism" equals a bribe. It implies that our congressmen have been bought and paid for and are in the pockets of the Rothschild Zionist Cabal. In response to reporters’ questions, Rep. Llewellyn replied that, unlike the $15 million Presidential candidate Gingrich received from Sheldon Adelson, his money had no strings attached.
This implies that Gingrich's money that he received did have strings attached. Therefore they are implying that Gingrich is also been bought and paid for. He was cheaper though, only 15 million.
Yep keep posting that stuff, its hilarious. |
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Israeli officials have made no comment on the Congressmens’ bill, except to say that the Star of David should be placed above the flag’s other fifty stars.
This implies that Israeli officials feel that Israel is way more important than any other State in the United States and should be placed "above all the rest." Yep, that's what they think.
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“This act is to symbolize our unconditional support of the great nation of Israel, and recognizes that in many ways, Israel is already America’s 51st state. Thanks to our foreign aid, Israel’s per capita income rivals our own. This implies that Israel is taken better care of and given more aid and more money than any of our own states. Yep. That about sums it up. |
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Ok, I'm going to the Post Office tomorrow and get my Star of David patch.
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alleoops, You should be ashamed of yourself. Gullible people are already promoting enough balderdash here without you giving them another false story to run with. Couldn't you at least find a phony You Tube video to go along with your OP.
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BREAKING NEWS: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th: Velcro stars available at most post offices. Congress today passed a bipartisan bill requiring Americans to add Israel’s Star of David to the U.S. flag for the week of July 4th. Rep. Hugh Llewellyn III (R-Alabama) and Sen. Dale Wentworth (D-New Jersey) introduced the legislation during a special session. From the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, Sen. Wentworth told reporters: “This act is to symbolize our unconditional support of the great nation of Israel, and recognizes that in many ways, Israel is already America’s 51st state. Thanks to our foreign aid, Israel’s per capita income rivals our own.” Both Congressmen recently received $25 million in contributions from the Friends of Zionism (FIZ). In response to reporters’ questions, Rep. Llewellyn replied that, unlike the $15 million Presidential candidate Gingrich received from Sheldon Adelson, his money had no strings attached. GOP nominee Mitt Romney quickly placed calls both to Prime Minister Netanyahu and Sheldon Adelson to express his “deep and profound pleasure” at the bill’s passage. In an address to the Iowa Jewish Farmers Association, Romney added, “A bottle rocket falling into an Israeli corn field is a rocket into an American corn field, and we agree that it is an act of war. War with a silver lining.” Citizens who own American flags should proceed to their nearest Post Office to receive their free Star of David patch, which includes a convenient flag-ready VELCRO® backing. Israeli officials have made no comment on the Congressmens’ bill, except to say that the Star of David should be placed above the flag’s other fifty stars. Where did you get this from? |
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So, if x implies y and if we add q, it implies z and the overall implication may be c to the power of h. Therefore, the implication of the implication is implied by x.
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Please buy only genuine Made in America velcro stars. There are already
reports of rampant Pakistani and Cuban made knockoffs hitting the underserved US market! The ones sold at Piggly Wiggly's and ones being distributed as a gift with Locos Tacos and KFC Double Downs are fake! |
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Please buy only genuine Made in America velcro stars. There are already reports of rampant Pakistani and Cuban made knockoffs hitting the underserved US market! The ones sold at Piggly Wiggly's and ones being distributed as a gift with Locos Tacos and KFC Double Downs are fake!
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