cause we was born with a weenie and we don't want it to rust

Why do men hide under the umbrella of love just to get in a woman's pant?why not just tell her what you want?if she agrees fine and if she dosen't move on.why pretend to get her only to fulfill your desire and dump her?

Not just men dear women do it too!

men ya they care about there desires but if you you one only caring about the mans wants and not your desire then its your problem. number 1 your desires number 2 if yours not meet then its time to go. i must say if mine where not overly meet it would be goodbye

Somebody decipher that please...

O.k., i know that us guys are supposed to keep this a secerect, but after 2,000 years, It's about time we told the women. You see lady, men like 3 things : food, sex, and punching each other. It's what we do. You women apperently want a man, so here's how to do it: Sex and sandwhiches. We like that. Also, if you tie a string around a sandwhich, you may be able to coax us into the bedrooom during ( insert sport) season.

Also, we are beginning to suspect that you realize your butt does NOT look big in those jeans, butt you like hearing it don't.

Sandwiches and sex will get him into the bedroom, but it will not keep him in your life long term. JMO

The sad truth is either sex is immature.
Not always so

Sorry I've been on 7 dating sites in the last two weeks. I need to find a girl before my career takes off, I become a movie producer by next year.

I approached only Christian girls who attend church and who say all over their profile they want a genuine relationship not based on sex.

I'm an old school Christian guy who actually is abstinent by choice.

So I contacted the few I could find that appeared to genuinely want a guy like me. Out of the 7,000 or so profiles I filtered and scanned over. I found only 100 or so girls that actually described me in their profiles.

One girls description was so accurate she even said she wanted a guy over feet tall with short brown hair caring blue eyes, not muscular pretty boy but not obese either. Loves dogs and my Pomeranian (I own a Pomeranian myself). She wanted a virgin according to her profile, she said she wanted a guy who was intelligent, a writer possibly (I'm a journalist well was till this month). She wanted a guy who will cuddle her she wanted a guy not from her city who would drive out of his way to see her. A guy who likes to cook and values women as equal partners in the relationship. A guy who is at least 23 (I'm 23).

Anyways her entire description down to her likes in movies and books. Her attendance at church every week, her volunteer work.

I was absolutely everything word for word what she claimed she was looking for. So weird that I showed my friends and they thought I made her account myself to show a girl who actually wanted me.

So I decided to send the girl a rose, I only had two and I wrote on the letter how I was so stunned to see how much her profile described me. I asked her if she could view mine and confirm that she was actually looking for a guy like me.

She opened the letter with the rose, viewed my profile and blocked me.

Blocked me, I don't know why. I only sent one message, was it the rose? I thought that was a good gesture. She wanted a guy like me, she described me word for word.

But she blocked me!!!

Out of the hundred girls who claim they want the abstinent church going Bible reading respectful gentleman.

Not one girl returned a single message. Not one!

But guess who did?

I have on the 7 sites combined gotten roughly 20 girls looking for a gentleman to wine and dine them and then give them an amazing.orgasm.

They want the guy who is amazing with foreplay and will treat them the way they deserve. Apparently they will totally make it worth my while.

So now the problem comes. Why are the girls who want a abstinent good gentleman completely ignoring me? Even on sites with the match making system a girl was 99% match and after viewing her profile it was nearly as much of a match as the girl I sent the rose too.

Did that girl reply to me? Hell no! Who did? A chick with a 22% match!

So I have to ask you, what the **** is wrong with these women?
They all ***** and moan about their horrible ex boyfriends they want a real man. But guess what they don't I fit their description entirely. Even with the match makers I fit their description no lower then a 90% match.

But it isn't the girls who say they want a good guy that are contacting me, its the girls wanting to be ravished and to be romances into bed.

Girls are ****ed in the head is what I'm learning. Its been that way my whole life.

Every girl I know claims they want me. Every time they get dumped by their last scum bag boy friend they always show up to cry on my shoulder. My past female friends have called me on the phone and talked for 10+ hours at a time. They come to me every time they need advice they come every time they need a real man.

But guess what, I asked out each of them. Their response I was too perfect they wanted someone with flaws. Then they get dumped again and their back crying on my shoulder asking where this perfect man is, I'm sitting right here are you fricking blind?

Finally they get knocked up and I give up. Guess what a girl I asked out about 8 times now. She's knocked up has a kid and suddenly after like 7 years she wants to go out with me.

Like hell I'm going out with her now! I mean seriously you have me sitting their for seven fricking years and now after you were left with a kid, now you suddenly want the good guy!

F U is all I can say!

I recently ditched all of my female friends. Because all of them were exactly like this.

If I'm the perfect guy, and you want the perfect guy! Why the heck haven't you accepted a dang date yet!

I'm seriously getting sick and freaking tired of this crap, which is why I finally came online. I hoped maybe out of thousands of women I could find a girl who actually means what she says!

But alas none do! They all want another scum bag and the whole thing is just going to repeated itself until the girl is sick with aids or knocked up. Or as one of the girls I knew in foster care killed herself, why did she kill herself? Because according to her note every guy just wanted to **** her. Well I personally know a guy who loved her and she treated him like ****, he is an amazing guy and he cared and he's a church going virgin. When she died it destroyed him!

Well why did she die? Not because all guys wanted to bang and dump her.
she died because she was so freaking blind, so into her mans man scum bag guys. That she failed to see the guy right infringement of her freaking face.

So please I have no sympathy at all for the girls getting screwed and dumped. Their are thousands of great guys that they are ignoring on a daily basis. If you want a good guy go to a church go to a aid organization go to a volunteer job.

Their are good guys all over, all you have to do is open your eyes!

Men like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tiger Woods, Jesse James and John Edwards had it all: talent, fame, money, and a beautiful family. Yet with everything to lose, they were accused of cheating on their wives. Why would men throw it all away? Some say that the wife let herself go,Other's say this is a primal instinct of man going back to the cave man days,I believe in being a guy that had 3 sister's that most men are Immature to the fact that they are scared of any type of commitment, They have some type of inter ego that they must act this way. There lost because usually guy's like this end up with something so much worst then the woman they left it isn't even funny,To me I had a few great girlfriends and was married once,I had never cheated on any of them, I guess as times go on people change,But right is right and wrong is wrong.But I never ever hurt anyone,I always made them feel pretty,and told them so.I had always told them how beautiful they are. It will make her feel sexy and she’ll want to make you happy.Just a few relationships but they all lasted a long time. So even though they have experts in the field that state all woman cheat all men cheat.I disagree sometimes men and woman are happy with the one they are with.And you must find a man or woman with a good heart and soul. Great Post Helen you have a great week.