LOOK!

I biothcy had my biotchy picture painted.

I biotchy dont biotchy think I have biotchy ever been biotchy more radiant!!!

you are a biotchy beautiful queen and you biotchy got those bastnasterds under control. biotchy phew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My biotchy computer device is biotchy on the brink of biotchy dying, so I biotchy havent been biotchy able to come biotchy here as biotchy much as I biotchy want to...plus im using this biotchy device for biotchy school...

but alas, my basnastardly cousin Kevinbasnastard, is going to pigeon me a biotchy new biotchy OS disk, so I can biotchy keep mine going,

and

basnastardly Totagebasnastard has offered me his basnastardly laptop, when he gets a biotchy new one!

Ooooooooooooo, its so biotchy wonderful when biothcy people biotchy help even the biotchiest biotch in the world!!

Muuuuuuuuuuuhahahhahahah!!!

I'm pissed off. I ain't got nothing to biotchy about.

Roberta! Come hither! I need a biotchy sparring partner to practice kung fu with. I'll try not to hurt you too badly.

Queenbiotch I've been scouting the kingdom for biotchy & basnastard spies who would conspire against you. Within all the taverns, I am pleased to say, none dares to talk treason. Your biotchiness has them all cowering as they biotchy ought to,

Dazzzzzz biotchy rightttttttt!

Aint no biotchy fool, gonna biotchy mess with this biotchy biothy, right biotchy cheer!!

You biotchy know, biotchy, what im biotchy, sayin??

Word.. biotch!

Im not biotchy, only the biotchiest biotchy Biotch Queen, ever,

but im the biotchy, funkiest biotchy Biotch Queed, ever!!

The Queen puts on "Brick House, and starts dancing"

BIOTCHY, LESSSSSSS BIOTCHY DO DISSSSSSS!!!



She's a brick----house

Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out

She's a brick----house

The lady's stacked and that's a fact,

ain't holding nothing back.

I biotchy know biotchy martial biotchy arts basnastardly Heavenlybasnastard.

I biotchy also learned biotchy stick biotchy fighting...

sooooooooooo..

if you biotchy want your skinny basnastardly basnastard azz biotchy kicked,,,

BIOTCHY BRING IT BIOTCHY HOMEBOY!!

But dont biotchy cry like a biotchy little biotch when I level your basnastardly azz!

Muuuuuuuuahhahhahahahah!!!

I am a biotchy thinking, and it makes my vasnastardly head hurt.


I've nearly got something to biotch about, but haven't quite got the bitochy handle on it yet.

Biotch nab it!

Meh, the thing I LOVE about this kingdom is the lack of real men who can whip biotch azz. None of us biotches have to work hard here, to keep you basnastards in your servile place. Biotchenyeah!!

Biotcy revenge it is. I'm putting all your bras in the ice chest with basnastardly cold water. Try biotchy on those for size! Muahahahaha!

there to many biotchy here, gave me a breake ?

I don't biotchy know about that.... on a hot day that actually sounds like a biotchin good idea

You are basnastardly ruining my biotchy revenge!

Huh? What is a biotchen bra?

looks like bastnasterds hippie and jarsno are trying to bring their own biotches in the village and put biotchy cold bras on them. i biotchy snuck in hippies cottage and took all his bastnasterdly beer and he biotchy will have to get on his biotchy knees and biotchness apologize to the biotchy queen if he thinks of ever drinking in the biotchy village again. biotchy lololol.

I cannot basnastardly lie. Jarsno the biotchen basnastard is at fault.

Hippiebasnastard, now that was spoken like a real basnastard! Blaming and denial? You have the potential to be a TRUE basnastard. Ugh, I am feeling biotchen twinges of respect. Gag!!

I am a biotchen innocent type basnastard. Honest.

*shaking my head* Nooooooooo. You can't be. There's no such thing as an innocent b******. . Unless you're some kind of shape-shifter .