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| Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 5 | |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 05/28/12 03:53 PM
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Its our 4th anniversary!!
 
Welcome to    (((((((((( LUV2'S BIOTCH AND BASNASTARD KINGDOM ))))))))))
The place where all biotches, and basnastards unite as one, in the biotchy kingdom of biotches, and basnastards! You belong here if any, or all, of 1-20 applies to you...(if your a man, just substitute the word "basnastard", for the word "biotch" for 1-20). 1) Your a biotch. 2) All your friends think your a biotch. 3) Your parents wanted to name you biotch. 4) When you look up biotch in the dictionary, your picture is there. 5) I think your a biotch. 6) When driving people often yell "biotch" at you on the road. 7) Your kids think your a biotch. 8) Your pets think your a biotch. 9) Your so much of a biotch, that you dont even care that people think your a biotch. 10)You look like a biotch. 11)When your friends are asked what they think of you, they say,"shes a biotch". 12)Even Mr. Rogers thinks your a biotch. 13)You hang around with all biotches. 14)You are the biggest biotch in your group of biotch friends. 15)Your husband thinks your a biotch. 16)Your wife thinks your a biotch, even though your a man. 17)Elton John wrote the song,"The Biotch is Back" for you. 18)All you ever do is biotch. 19)Everytime you leave a room, "I hate that biotch" is said behind your back. 20)You will proudly and gladly wear the "biotch"tee shirts I give, at least twice a week. If ANY, or ALL of these, apply to you, just come into the Biotch Kingdom, and tell the Queen Biotch which one, or ones, apply, and you will be accepted into the kingdom.
At this time, you will recieve 2 biotch tee shirts. They are to ALWAYS be worn, when inside the kingdom, and be worn, no less, than 2 times per week, outside of the kingdom.
The biotch/basnastard kingdom is a place, where we can biotch ANYTIME or AS MUCH as we desire! You may biotch at the world, just vent, or just be biotches and basnastards for the fuzuck of it! 
OUR MOTTO IS: "WE ARE BIOTCHES, WE DONT LIKE SNITCHES, WE BURN THEM LIKE WITCHES, AND THROW THEM IN DITCHES". and "THERE CAN NEVER BE TOO MANY BIOTCHES AND BASNASTARDS IN THE WORLD!". 
If any of this sounds good to you, than join the Biotch Kingdom, we will be delighted to have you!! 
WELCOME!
-Your Biotch Queen |
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Hey we Flipied.......
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Bout biotchy flippen time!
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Well get your biotchy a$$e$ in gear, we have to do it all biotchy over again.
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That was a barnastard male flip for sure. He just would boitchen not move on!
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You are not amused boonebasnastard? The pu@@y kingdom is boitchen down the hall,
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My my! Aren't we in a biotchy mood tonight?
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Who made anyone anybodies judge? That boitchen just ticks me too my core!
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Its our 4th anniversary!!
Oooo...i want a pair of those biotchy earrings! 
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Who made anyone anybodies judge? That boitchen just ticks me too my core! Don't tell queen B, she will biotchy behead me again...and lash me with a biotchy cat-o-nine tails!  
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Edited by
Kahurangi
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Tue 05/29/12 03:52 AM
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I'd crack my biotchy stock whip that i have, but i know that as soon as i do, i'll be deleting and blocking emails & ims requests left, right and biotchy centre!
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I couldnt possibly biotchy agree more Ladybiotch! Basnastards do biotchy dwell, and biotchy dwell, biotchy dont they? I find myself,biotchy saying, "What biotchy part of, biotchy NO, DONT YOU BIOTCHY UNDERSTAND, BASNASTARD?". I will biotchy never, biotchy be able to biotchy, pick a biotchy court jester. You ALL biotchy amuse me, too biotchy much! I biotchy said amuse, dont biotchy confuse that with biotchy giving joy. I only get biotchy joy, when I biotchy see the head flying off, of a foolish, and "disrespectful to the biotchy queen", biotchy biotch or basnastardly basnastard!! Hippiebasnastard, you cant biotchy be biotchy beheaded AGAIN, you biotchy fool! Pffffffft. Enough with the biotchy cutesie crap! LEAVE THAT BIOTCHY CRAP OUTTA HERE! Carry on 
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Kahurangibiotch!
CHANGE YOUR BIOTHCY PICTURE! Some of us biothces, are almost back down to their biotchy skinny biotchy jeans weight, and biotchy mint chocolate chip, is my biotchy favorite, and its biotchy gonna make me send a servant to the biothcy village to biotchy get me some... then I shall biotchy have to, biotchy run around the biotchy kingdom, 3 EXTRA BIOTCHY TIMES! |
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Kahurangibiotch! CHANGE YOUR BIOTHCY PICTURE! Some of us biothces, are almost back down to their biotchy skinny biotchy jeans weight, and biotchy mint chocolate chip, is my biotchy favorite, and its biotchy gonna make me send a servant to the biothcy village to biotchy get me some... then I shall biotchy have to, biotchy run around the biotchy kingdom, 3 EXTRA BIOTCHY TIMES!
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I'm a little teapot
Short and stout Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up Hear me shout "Tip me over and pour me out!" |
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That reminds me...it's biotchy time for a biotchy cup of whatever.
It's not choc mint o biotchy greatness...tis a choc covered kiwi fruit ice-cream...full of biotchy fat. So start biotchy running
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