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Topic: I DONT GIVE IT UP FREE, I SELL IT!!
bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Fri 05/04/12 12:20 PM
Ahhhhhh. Your worthy of books B. Your just Bi-polar like me, and cant stand reading them for more than about 30 seconds.. oh wait, thats ADHD, nevermind. Roberta has that too! hehehe. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!! how'd you know?! i can't read books either. it killsssss me.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 12:22 PM
Ahhhhhh. Your worthy of books B. Your just Bi-polar like me, and cant stand reading them for more than about 30 seconds.. oh wait, thats ADHD, nevermind. Roberta has that too! hehehe. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!! how'd you know?! i can't read books either. it killsssss me. Cause your my Bi-polar Sistah!!!

burgundybry Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 8084	Fri 05/04/12 12:27 PM Edited by burgundybry on Fri 05/04/12 12:34 PM
this is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kermit! Stop making the pig cry!!

TattooedDude81 Joined Wed 12/05/07 Posts: 1403	Fri 05/04/12 12:43 PM
Haha that **** is hilarious lol

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Fri 05/04/12 02:15 PM
Should have known Kermit would finally stray from Miss Piggy:( HIIIIIIIIIIYA! He ended up pimpin himself out.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 05/04/12 02:47 PM
Ahhhhhh. Your worthy of books B. Your just Bi-polar like me, and cant stand reading them for more than about 30 seconds.. oh wait, thats ADHD, nevermind. Roberta has that too! hehehe. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!! how'd you know?! i can't read books either. it killsssss me. Cause your my Bi-polar Sistah!!! Oh is that all...and here i thought i was just mental

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 05/04/12 03:05 PM
I'll take 20 copies today kitten! They are for my rabid royal trained attack turtles so they can fly!

mg1959 Joined Thu 04/05/07 Posts: 7872	Fri 05/04/12 03:23 PM
Hello humane society. I'd like to report......

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21831	Fri 05/04/12 03:29 PM
I'm expecting a check in the mail for forty-five cents. Can I use that as a down payment?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 06:10 PM
Haha that **** is hilarious lol No, you guys are hilarious!! This is the most fun thread EVER!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 06:13 PM
I'll take 20 copies today kitten! They are for my rabid royal trained attack turtles so they can fly! I'm expecting a check in the mail for forty-five cents. Can I use that as a down payment? CHA CHINGGGGGGG!!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 05/04/12 10:02 PM
Sure, Kitten writes a book on how to train pets, but can she write a book about how to train children? Now that would be a best seller.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 05/05/12 02:18 PM
Sure, Kitten writes a book on how to train pets, but can she write a book about how to train children? Now that would be a best seller. I should because I know exactly how to make babies quiet and well behaved. You just give them a large plasic garbage bag to play in, and they get really, really, quiet, and stay that way. OMG She didnt just say that! Yes, yes she did.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 05/05/12 02:28 PM
Oh my poor innocent virgin eyes!

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Sat 05/05/12 03:40 PM
OMG Roberta, you're killing me My body is so achy and tired from my big scout day today and you have me laughing so hard it hurts!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 05/08/12 01:20 PM
OMG Roberta, you're killing me My body is so achy and tired from my big scout day today and you have me laughing so hard it hurts!!!!! Muuuuuuuuuuahahahaha!!

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Tue 05/08/12 01:32 PM
OK Kitten... whatcha got for the bunnies?? Hmmmmmm? My dog could be in commercials, showing how comfortable he is sleeping on the couch. My cats are going on the wrestling channel. The guiena pig has cute lips, could be in one of those animated animal shows. That leaves the bunny, and no...can't lay cadbury eggs.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 05/08/12 01:39 PM
OK Kitten... whatcha got for the bunnies?? Hmmmmmm? My dog could be in commercials, showing how comfortable he is sleeping on the couch. My cats are going on the wrestling channel. The guiena pig has cute lips, could be in one of those animated animal shows. That leaves the bunny, and no...can't lay cadbury eggs. Bunnies are vicious, and mean, and THEY BITE. I say, "Professional Bunny Boxing". Remember...Mike Tyson??

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Tue 05/08/12 02:23 PM
OK Kitten... whatcha got for the bunnies?? Hmmmmmm? My dog could be in commercials, showing how comfortable he is sleeping on the couch. My cats are going on the wrestling channel. The guiena pig has cute lips, could be in one of those animated animal shows. That leaves the bunny, and no...can't lay cadbury eggs. Bunnies are vicious, and mean, and THEY BITE. I say, "Professional Bunny Boxing". Remember...Mike Tyson?? Oh man, they could be BIG BUCKS!! Oh wait, mine is too cute and sweet...maybe if I show him a picture of Mike Tyson, he'll turn vicious!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Tue 05/08/12 02:49 PM
OK Kitten... whatcha got for the bunnies?? Hmmmmmm? My dog could be in commercials, showing how comfortable he is sleeping on the couch. My cats are going on the wrestling channel. The guiena pig has cute lips, could be in one of those animated animal shows. That leaves the bunny, and no...can't lay cadbury eggs. Bunnies are vicious, and mean, and THEY BITE. I say, "Professional Bunny Boxing". Remember...Mike Tyson?? Oh man, they could be BIG BUCKS!! Oh wait, mine is too cute and sweet...maybe if I show him a picture of Mike Tyson, he'll turn vicious! Oh, sure your bunny is cute and sweet. That is what everyone believes just before the attack.