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Topic: WAYS TO GET GIRLS HEART
ancientwarrior's photo
Wed 04/18/12 10:34 PM
Ways To Get To A Girls Heart-- 1. Hug her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart Girls- add this if you think its sweet. Guys- add this if you would do any of it

pyxxie13's photo
Fri 04/20/12 10:31 AM
You have a very thoughtful kind heart.

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Fri 04/20/12 10:40 AM
not really.
copy and paste.

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Fri 04/20/12 10:59 AM
At first when i looked at the thread title, it read as 'Ways to get girls hurt!'. I had to re-read it. Thankgod that WASN'T what it really said. shocked

Mirage4279's photo
Fri 04/20/12 03:37 PM

At first when i looked at the thread title, it read as 'Ways to get girls hurt!'. I had to re-read it. Thankgod that WASN'T what it really said. shocked

I recommend hitting her over the head with a 2 by 4... it really depends on your style though

paul1217's photo
Fri 04/20/12 03:53 PM

At first when i looked at the thread title, it read as 'Ways to get girls hurt!'. I had to re-read it. Thankgod that WASN'T what it really said. shocked


In my experience following those instructions usually ends up getting me hurt. Sometimes by the woman, on rare occasions her husband!oops rofl

krupa's photo
Fri 04/20/12 03:59 PM
Sure...those things work....but a bone saw is way faster. Just saying.

:)

Welcome to the herd of Mingletards Ancient. Hope you get what you came for brother.

eileena9's photo
Fri 04/20/12 04:02 PM

Sure...those things work....but a bone saw is way faster. Just saying.

:)

Welcome to the herd of Mingletards Ancient. Hope you get what you came for brother.


I was going to say scalpel, bone cutter and rib spreaders... oops

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Fri 04/20/12 04:06 PM


At first when i looked at the thread title, it read as 'Ways to get girls hurt!'. I had to re-read it. Thankgod that WASN'T what it really said. shocked

I recommend hitting her over the head with a 2 by 4... it really depends on your style though



I can do that MYSELF I'm sure. No help needed. laugh

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 04/20/12 04:12 PM
A very heart felt post. But I'll stick to duct tape and my van.

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Fri 04/20/12 04:19 PM


At first when i looked at the thread title, it read as 'Ways to get girls hurt!'. I had to re-read it. Thankgod that WASN'T what it really said. shocked


In my experience following those instructions usually ends up getting me hurt. Sometimes by the woman, on rare occasions her husband!oops rofl



rofl I could just so easily hit myself over the head.

Mirage4279's photo
Fri 04/20/12 05:17 PM



At first when i looked at the thread title, it read as 'Ways to get girls hurt!'. I had to re-read it. Thankgod that WASN'T what it really said. shocked


In my experience following those instructions usually ends up getting me hurt. Sometimes by the woman, on rare occasions her husband!oops rofl



rofl I could just so easily hit myself over the head.


If you do not mind your no expert ... Let me have the first whack

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Fri 04/20/12 05:55 PM
The best advice for a husband is found in the Bible. "Husbands, love your wives."

Ruth34611's photo
Fri 04/20/12 06:40 PM

The best advice for a husband is found in the Bible. "Husbands, love your wives."


:heart: flowerforyou

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Fri 04/20/12 06:47 PM
So much for my ice cream scoop idea.

Ruth34611's photo
Fri 04/20/12 06:55 PM

So much for my ice cream scoop idea.


That works too.

Mirage4279's photo
Fri 04/20/12 07:10 PM

So much for my ice cream scoop idea.

If it does not work for her you can always give me one.biggrin

ancientwarrior's photo
Fri 04/20/12 10:43 PM

Sure...those things work....but a bone saw is way faster. Just saying.

:)

Welcome to the herd of Mingletards Ancient. Hope you get what you came for brother.
thankyou brother i came to find true love does it exist anymore

ancientwarrior's photo
Fri 04/20/12 10:43 PM

You have a very thoughtful kind heart.
thankyou very much

galendgirl's photo
Sun 04/22/12 12:15 PM

...but a bone saw is way faster...


Double entendre? LMAO!

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