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i can't lick my elbow
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I want do karako
I want eat Menudo... 
I want go to a nudist camp.. 
I want go streaking.... 
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& I want temp to drink Metalwing under the table again with tequila  
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Things I won't do again...True stories
Jump out of a C130 without a chute. Eat a bannana slug Be the reciever of HOT wax as foreplay Make a bet that I don't dare wear a bra and panties and run through the officers chow hall, while saluting Wake up at 9:00 and look at the night stand and see an 8 O'clock emergency psychiatrist appointment card for the girl that stayed over as she is cutting bacon with a huge butcher knife and singing jingle bells in July. |
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I won't ever bet on the third horse in the third race....... 
Hey wasn't that Neil Cassady's system and the name of his book? |
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I won't jump out of an airplane......
I won't ever be in a hot air ballon...... I don't like heights......... |
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Wake up at 9:00 and look at the night stand and see an 8 O'clock emergency psychiatrist appointment card for the girl that stayed over as she is cutting bacon with a huge butcher knife and singing jingle bells in July.
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I can't lift the couch at the same time vacuume under it anymore.
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Cute thread idea OP
Humm I can't Figure out how two wealthy playboy gambler's can welsh out of a deal with the city for a basket ball arena but I still have to pay city taxes through the nose. Plan a vacation anywhere because every time I save up the money for the airline tickets they rase the price or fees. Carry a tune in a bucket but I can make a joyfuul noise so I moutht the words at church. Would be nice if I learned how to download more free music off the internet. Spell well to save my life. Most people can still edit it enough to figure out what I am saying but would be nice if pell check actually worked easier.. Can't ride a unicycle but just about anything with wheels otherwise I can make a passable effort. Well I haven't tried inline skates. can't jump double dutch anymore. But I can keep a hula hoop up for five minutes. Can't walk on stilletoes anymore. But I have a world class collection of flip flops living in California. Can't drink three Harvey WallBangers and smoke a cigar on a dare anymore. Can't shingle a roof anymore but I still like to watch a buff workman do it. Can't reach behind my back to unleash the blessings anymore. Can't twirl Pizza dough in the air but still make a rocking Spagetti dinner for a hundred. Can't seem to win the lotto but sure been doing good on the cheapo scratch offs. Still can't knit even though LOVE Debbie McComber romance novels. I imagine there are ther random thngs but generally I can do anything any regular person can do it just may take me longer. |
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Baby...they let anyone sing in church.
:) |
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i can't lick my elbow
Try HARDER!!!!!! :) |
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I want do karako
I want eat Menudo...
I want go to a nudist camp..
I want go streaking....
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& I want temp to drink Metalwing under the table again with tequila
you panzie! That ain't the kind of attitude that won Viet Nam for us. hehehehehehe |
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I CAN'T be serious for long.
I CAN'T make my boobs grow. I CAN'T stay cranky. I CAN'T be bothered with rude people. I CAN'T drive in big cities. |
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Won't eat sushi (and banana slugs, whew, got to add that to my not-to-do list!)
Won't jump off the 11th row of a 12-high bleacher stand again (this may explain the old fracture doc claimed he found in my back) Won't jump out of airplanes or bungee, but DO want to do the hot air balloon thing and DO want to zipline. Can't make my left knee touch the floor in lotus position the way my right knee will. Won't ever trust my favorite ex-lover again after being let down twice. |
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I see we are mixing can't with won't. They don't mean the same thing.
I won't eat rancid worms anymore but I guess I could if I had to. |
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Can turn a grey sky blue, uh... I can make it rain, Whenever I want it to, huh! I can build a castle From a single grain of sand I can make a ship sail, huh, On dry land But my life is incomplete And I'm so blue 'Cause I can't get next to you I can't get next to you Get next to you... I just can't get next to you I can't get next to you babe, I can't get next to you, I... Can fly like a bird in the sky Hey, I can buy anything That money can buy Oh, I... Melvin: I can turn a river Into a ragin' fire I can live forever, If I so desire Unimportant, are all these things I can do 'Cause I can't get next to you I can't get next to you No matter what I do I can't get next to you, babe Wooo, oooh-oooh Wooo, oooh-oooh Chicka boom, chicka boom Chicka boom-boom-boom I can turn back the hands of time... You better believe I can I can make the seasons change Just by a wave of my hand Oh, I... I can change anything From old to new The things I want to do the most, I'm unable to do Unhappy am I With all the powers I possess Cause girl, you're the key to my happiness Can't get next to you 'Cause I can't get... Next to you Can't you see these tears I'm crying, I can't get uh... Next to you Girl, it's you that I need... I gotta' get... Next to you Can't you see these tears I'm cryin, I can't get... Next to you I, I, I, I, I can't get now... Next to you Girl, you blowin' my mind |
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Drink alcohol
Go "clubbin" Hit a woman or child (or any defenseless person for that matter) Watch any film starring "The Rock" Eat at a fast food chain Shop at Walmart.com (the website...not the store) Listen to rap music produced after 1999 Wear any piece of clothing with a designer label on it Be patriotic or join the military (kinda the same thing) Drive a Ford Watch Hockey ...just a few I can think of for now. |
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I won't ever give up on finding Mr,right!!!
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"Can't" isn't in my vocabulary
Challenged is Must be from being a renagade 
I "can do" anything I set my mind too doing it well is another story  
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I can't preform brain surgery....yet.
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