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Topic: FARTING
thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Mon 03/05/12 05:12 PM
Oh you all just keep your farts to yourself

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21715	Mon 03/05/12 05:22 PM
Hey! Some folks like to share things.

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Mon 03/05/12 05:24 PM
Did you just fart I can smell it

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21715	Mon 03/05/12 05:27 PM
I told ya I like to share things.

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Mon 03/05/12 05:28 PM


krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 03/05/12 05:33 PM
I lit mine on fire when I was 9-20 years old. It always was pretty entertaining. Then, I realized that this was probably the source of all those "spontaneous combustion" stories. Now that I know the actual physics and science of a fire ball fart...I give them respect. (it ain't something you can force...just trust me) :)

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21715	Mon 03/05/12 05:37 PM
I lit mine on fire when I was 9-20 years old. It always was pretty entertaining. Then, I realized that this was probably the source of all those "spontaneous combustion" stories. Now that I know the actual physics and science of a fire ball fart...I give them respect. (it ain't something you can force...just trust me) :) Ya gotta be real careful lighting farts. I knew a guy that killed himself that way; jetted across the room and smacked his head into a wall.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 03/05/12 07:21 PM
Normal humans fart 15 to 20 times a day...ask a doctor.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 03/05/12 07:37 PM
Normal humans fart 15 to 20 times a day...ask a doctor. .....dude.....doctors dont fart. Not even the sexy ones. (sorry to bust your bubble)

MilfMissy Joined Wed 02/29/12 Posts: 122	Mon 03/05/12 09:01 PM
Normal humans fart 15 to 20 times a day...ask a doctor. If this is for real, then i'm not normal. :'( :( :'(

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Mon 03/05/12 10:38 PM
I don't care how old I am, I'll always find farts and fart jokes to be hilarious. If my lady ever farts in front of me, I will just laugh and give her a high five. That's what i'm sayin damn.....

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 03/06/12 02:12 AM Edited by oldhippie1952 on Tue 03/06/12 02:22 AM
Normal humans fart 15 to 20 times a day...ask a doctor. If this is for real, then i'm not normal. :'( :( :'( It is what a nurse told me they teach them in school. You probably do in your sleep! Actually according to the National Digestive Disease Clearinghouse it is 13 to 21 times a day. Caused by beans, veggies, sodas, sugar-free candies, whole-grain breads and other foodstuffs as well as swallowing air as we eat. It is not possible to be alive and not fart, as even a corpse will fart for a short time after death (I don't know if that is true or not, haven't died and tried it).

MilfMissy Joined Wed 02/29/12 Posts: 122	Tue 03/06/12 03:00 AM
Normal humans fart 15 to 20 times a day...ask a doctor. If this is for real, then i'm not normal. :'( :( :'( It is what a nurse told me they teach them in school. You probably do in your sleep! Actually according to the National Digestive Disease Clearinghouse it is 13 to 21 times a day. Caused by beans, veggies, sodas, sugar-free candies, whole-grain breads and other foodstuffs as well as swallowing air as we eat. It is not possible to be alive and not fart, as even a corpse will fart for a short time after death (I don't know if that is true or not, haven't died and tried it). Uhm...I actually meant I fart more than "normal"...

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 03/06/12 03:03 AM
Normal humans fart 15 to 20 times a day...ask a doctor. If this is for real, then i'm not normal. :'( :( :'( It is what a nurse told me they teach them in school. You probably do in your sleep! Actually according to the National Digestive Disease Clearinghouse it is 13 to 21 times a day. Caused by beans, veggies, sodas, sugar-free candies, whole-grain breads and other foodstuffs as well as swallowing air as we eat. It is not possible to be alive and not fart, as even a corpse will fart for a short time after death (I don't know if that is true or not, haven't died and tried it). Uhm...I actually meant I fart more than "normal"... Have been having that problem too. Didn't realize my sugar free butterscotch was causing it!!!

42BlackBBW Joined Mon 09/12/11 Posts: 3243	Tue 03/06/12 06:51 AM
I fart in your general direction. As long as it isn't a silent and deadly room evacuator

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Tue 03/06/12 06:53 AM
as even a corpse will fart for a short time after death (I don't know if that is true or not, haven't died and tried it). It is true. The body releases gasses after death.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Tue 03/06/12 06:55 AM
as even a corpse will fart for a short time after death (I don't know if that is true or not, haven't died and tried it). It is true. The body releases gasses after death. It is a fact.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 03/06/12 06:55 AM
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 03/06/12 06:57 AM
I have NEVER farted, till I read this thread. Kitten farts 10 times in a row See what you did to me?

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 03/06/12 06:57 AM
as even a corpse will fart for a short time after death (I don't know if that is true or not, haven't died and tried it). It is true. The body releases gasses after death. It is a fact. Dead men tell no tales, but they fart.