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See! It's working already!
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I love the black river. It reminds me of the olden days. Livin right by the Black river. Float-drink -Float-drink -oooops fell out of tube |
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Hello fellow Missourians I got my computer back up and running... pits with it down.... missed coming on here. looks like alot of you want to go on a float trip. sounds good but who is gonna save me if I fall in, I can't swim... maybe a good looking man? haha
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Hello...I'm not quite in MO either, but pretty darn close in NW Arkansas....
Hope everyone has a nice Thanksgiving... and keep in mind, I don't mind being exported across state lines :) |
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Hello Travis
we have a few that talk to us in our thread that just across the line in Ark. so join right in we welcome everyone. |
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To all my fellow Missourians
HAPPY THANKSGIVING Blessing to all |
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wb lady, happy turkey day to all!!!
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
ty sweetiepie |
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Travis,nice to see someone else from NW Ark
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TELEPHONES IN CHURCHES
A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Dallas, Denver, Fargo, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor. Finally, he arrived in Missouri, upon entering a church in Wappapello ,Missouri, behold - he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read, "Calls: 35 cents." Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?" I love this part............................ The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Missouri now ...... You're in God's Country, It's a local call." |
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Greater KC area here! Between Kearney and Liberty actually.
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TELEPHONES IN CHURCHES A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Dallas, Denver, Fargo, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor. Finally, he arrived in Missouri, upon entering a church in Wappapello ,Missouri, behold - he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read, "Calls: 35 cents." Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?" I love this part............................ The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Missouri now ...... You're in God's Country, It's a local call." |
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Love it but does it mean we are cheap in all ways????? haha
welcome bearfan. Hope everybody had a very good Thanksgiving and is getting ready for Christmas, Man seems like the year has just flown by. |
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hi lady
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Thanks lady!
Thanksgiving for me was ok. It could have been better but I am not one to complain. I cant believe Christmas is in like 30 days or something like that! Wow the holidays move fast. |
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hi richelle hope things are going good, I am going to just cross over the Missouri line into KS to meet a man from JSH on the 7th. but I am going to stop and see my daughter first so if you want to meet up for an hour or so let me know.
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Hey good luck w/ that lady. Who you meeting?
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anyone havning any good bites yet?
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