You always make you smile when I need it.









Now GIT outta my house

Hey! I paid my rent for the month.

FINE do whatcha want, I'll be hooking up with your coworker so

Where do I start??

I love EVERYONE, unless they give me a reason not to.

I have a cynical, crazy, twisted, strange, "R" rated, but funny, sense of humor.

I can copy any accent, perfectly.

Im rarely serious. I am when I HAVE TO BE, or when the situation requires me, to be serious.

Im slightly bi-curious.

I love to surf, and still go roller skating at the rinks.

I was married, and divorced, in 10 months.

I ran track, and twirled baton, in high school.

Ive always been called, "crazy, weird, silly, different, psycho", ect.I prefer to think im unique.

I care about others, more than myself, alot of the time.

I regularly counsel people.I have many people, with issues, that call me for advice, or, just to listen, or talk.

I have no car, I ride a bike.

I have several different sides to me, but they are ALL good people.

Ive never cheated on anyone.

Its VERY HARD to get me REALLY MAD! But then, runnnnnnnnnn!

Ill bet you my paycheck, that I laugh, more than anyone, you know.

My mother rode a beautiful "Indian" motorcycle, until she no longer could. I started riding motorcycles, VERY young.

My mother was a race car driver. "Powder Puff" "Crazy Eight", and "Drag" races.

I sang before I ever talked. My first words were me singing, "I wanna hold your hand", by the Beatles. My mother, used to put the radio, on her stomach, to make me stop kicking.

I was born premature, and with the hiccups, on a KOA Campground dancefloor. My mother was having some wine, and dancing, and went into labor, 3 months early.

I was saved "initially" in jail.

My first band was all girls, called "Praying Mantis" and all we did was fight! I was 13.

I have a published book of poetry, called, "Thoughts from Within".

I had a #1 song on the "Soundclick" music charts.

I love to dance, and dance VERY well. I clear out the living room furniture, and put on the theme to "Flashdance", and pretend im her, and dance all crazy!

I can do everything from "Toe Ballet", to "Hip Hop", and even "Tahitian".

I studied dance all through my childhood, and performed with the "Dorothy Castle" dancers, at tons of fairs.

I have been diagnosed as a bi-polor, manic depressant, with ADHD. I take 3 "psyche drugs" regularly, and use laughter to fight manic depression.

I was almost raped a few times, but always managed to fight off my attacker.

I study, "Serial Killers".

As soon as I could see over the dash, my mother taught me to drive, so that I could drive her to the bar, and pick her back up. I was about 6, when I started.

I can put my feet, behind my head.

I took, studied, and graduated, from "Belly Dancing", school.



I have faced death, SEVERAL TIMES....

1)When I was born. I was VERY TINY, and wayyyyyyyy early.

2)In a fatal car crash, where I actually died, and was brought back. (So yeah, im a zombie)

3)From an asthma attack, when I was 2. I flatlined again.(Yeah, im a DOUBLE zombie)

4)To save a bunch of children, playing at the bottom of the driveway, I attempted to jump in, and stop a running, rolling car, and was ran over my the car.I got a double compound fracture from it, on my leg, but my body, and the slight grip, I did manage to get on the steering wheel, turned the car, ultimately resulting in it not hitting anyone but myself. I have a titanium rod, from my knee to my ankle, on my right leg, but it still works perfectly.

5)I was attacked, by a man with a knife, and before he could stab me, I managed to get my index, and middle, finger, into his eyes, which sent him flying off me, so that I could run to safety.

6)I was addicted to smoking meth, for more than 20 years.

7)When I was diagnosed, with breast cancer. My odds of living were a coinflip. 50/50.




I could go, on, and on....

My life would make a killer book, or movie, but it all sounds so "out of the box", and crazy, nobody would believe all of it, even though it is all true.

I'll write your biography. :D

Trust me,

thats not even a 16th,

of how my life,

and myself,

are unique.

Roberta, your expertise is needed. There's a cereal killer on the loose.

..so?

biography mini-series. :D

I love writing. :)

He just killed the little Lucky Charms dude!

It was dark and I didn't see the Cheerio there when I was walking.

I'm a sarcastic nerd...lol nothing new at all.. time to rejoin the herd!

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

You mean we dont have to hear that little wierdo say, "its magically delicious", anymore?

hey,
i say it's magically delicious when appropriate.

But your not short, goofy looking, and annoying.

Um

I keep adding things to my post.

I need to stop.

Its already overbearing enough

Ya think??

my thoughts exactly.

You have thoughts?

[Runs while Bianca picks up rocks to throw]

I like how you're so open about your life, Roberta.
I can't bring myself to be that way.
What kind of belly dancing?
I used to (My body really won't do it anymore) Cabaret, tribal fusion, and caribbean fusion belly dance. I've taught a few workshops too.