From http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,142092,00.html

She says:
“I’m not angry.”
She means:
“I am very, very angry.”

She says:
“I’m fat.”
She means
“Tell me cellulite is sexy.”

She says:
“Oh that’s fine, I’ll pay for dinner.”
She means:
“Wow, you really don’t want any action tonight, do you?”

She says:
"I can’t go out that night, I’m washing my hair."
She means:
"I don’t want to go out with you."

She says:
“Oh I don’t want a Valentine’s gift."
She means
"Prove that you love me and get me that diamond heart pendant I've been talking about.”

She says:
“Sure I don’t mind if you watch the game.”
She means:
"I’m going to go shop and run up your credit card while you zone out to the tv. Toodles!”

She says:
"I’ll just have a salad for dinner."
She means
"You order the burger and fries and I’ll have half."

She says:
"Of course I don’t care if you go out without me"
She means:
"I’ll just be sitting here alone, cutting the seat out of all your pants."

She Says:
"I like that, but I like your green shirt better."
She means:
"I hate that and you should burn it."

I assume this is the male side of what Mariahs thread was about?

From http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi_100/142_dating_girl.html

She says: "I don't want to ruin our friendship."
What she means: I am not attracted to you, or I don't feel enough chemistry to date you -- but I do like you as friend.

She says: "I'm just so busy with work right now."
What she means: I am not interested in fitting you into my schedule.

From http://www.neystadt.org/john/humor/What-She-Really-Means.htm

You want = You want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. .I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

What she means: "I assume this is the male side of what Mariahs thread was about? "

She says: "I hope there a few nice guys left."

She means: "I used to turn down the nice guys because I wanted a bad boy who would spoil me and give me a thrill. Now that I want to settle down, I want a man who would make a good husband and father. I hope that all the nice guys didn't get taken while I was with the bad boy."

I say what I mean and I mean what I say. No sugar coating from this gal.

Yup. I say exactly what I mean as well.

But, this thread is cute. I was waiting for one of the guys to start it.

Good thread!

She says:

"HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE BUDDY!"

I say:

"Huh, you have eyes?"


Oh wait, that's not how this thread goes.

Ha Ha. I do recall telling a friend of mine who saw me in my Xena outfit that the blue contacts in my eyes were about the smallest detail of the costume. His response was I didn't know you were wearing blue contacts. Of course he didn't notice as his head was well below eye level but not sure how he could have a conversation with my chest.

I'm color blind, so I get away with not knowing their true eye color when asked. lol

Well, I just found the whole situation quite funny but my friend's face was a brilliant shade of red. I figure if I am showing cleavage; a man will be looking there and not at my eyes.

Sounds like a good friend though.

He is just awesome and I am so blessed to have him in my life. Oops we are a bit of topic here and hijacking the thread.

Meh, close enough. :P

I like...a lot of these are true. But they don't apply to me. I always say what I'm thinking.

Cats always win. :P

meow *purrs*